When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.
The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss. The legs argued that since they took man wherever he wanted to go, they should be boss. The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he should be boss. The eyes said that without them man would be helpless, so they should be boss. Then the ****** applied for the job. The other parts of the body laughed so hard at this that the ****** became mad and closed up.
After a few days...
The brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach got ill, and the eyes got crossed and unable to see. They all conceded and made the ****** boss.
This proved that you don't have to be a brain to be boss... Just an ******
2007-10-17 15:25:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've had many of them as my bosses in the years that I have worked, unfortunately and this sure holds true. :o)--Great Joke!
2007-10-17 16:14:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
gosh glad i didnt lose mine in that accident the couple years back.
2007-10-17 23:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by The Crazy B!tch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's how it usually works.
2007-10-17 22:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by Rahouel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're great! Have another star.
2007-10-18 00:41:22 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, DC! LOL
2007-10-17 22:58:47 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine&smiles 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lololol GIMME GIMME GIMME BEST ANSWER!!!
2007-10-17 22:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by ~That Harlem Chic~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-17 22:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by young105 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that is my favorite one yet!!!
2007-10-17 22:53:12 · answer #8 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all are the boss but it was a good joke..............................
2007-10-17 23:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by nkfunkster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a hole,
2007-10-17 22:30:54 · answer #10 · answered by sky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋