This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. They have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in.)... Enjoy!
Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
David was a hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. he fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.
Kids say the funniest things don't they?
2007-10-16
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