This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. They have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in.)... Enjoy!
Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
David was a hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. he fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.
Kids say the funniest things don't they?
2007-10-16 01:08:15 · 10 answers · asked by Angel Eyes 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I agree totally!! I'd like to share this with you and hope you find it as cute and humorous as I do.
The Children of Israel
"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's something I can't figure out."
"What's that, Joey?" asked Goldblatt.
"Well, according to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"
"Right.""And the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"
"Er, right."
"And the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"
"Again you're right."
"And the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the Children of Israel fought the Romans, and the Children of Israel were always doing something important, right?"
"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"
"What were all the grown-ups doing?"
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2007-10-16 02:01:35 · answer #1 · answered by gatita 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the kid who thought drew a picture of the Lord Jesus with Mary and Joseph in a airplane being flown by Pontius Pilot. lol
Kids r adorable... lets hope that one day they read through the whole bible and get the real deal:)
Cute sis
ur sister
sandy
2007-10-16 09:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by Broken Alabaster Flask 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Mt. Cyanide
2007-10-16 08:11:36 · answer #3 · answered by CompanyOfAngels 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sounds about as plausible as the real Bible, so I give this kid an A+.
2007-10-16 08:12:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
FIRST of All; The Bible is NOT (DIVIDED) Into 2 Separate Parts !
2007-10-16 08:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by . 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
better than most christians I know
2007-10-16 08:13:02 · answer #6 · answered by Ghost Wolf 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow
2007-10-16 08:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by uighi s 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow wow...........
2007-10-16 17:27:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
s they do!!!!!!!!
2007-10-16 08:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice , Thanks
2007-10-16 08:14:25 · answer #10 · answered by samy J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋