Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
for Athena the wonder dog at Wal Mart and was about to
check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I
told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably
shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most
of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
that the way that it works is to load your pants
pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care
because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I
stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and
a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart
attack, he was laughing so hard!
WAL-MART has asked me NOT to shop there anymore;
really can't understand why!!!!!!
2007-10-12
05:24:19
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