Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
for Athena the wonder dog at Wal Mart and was about to
check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I
told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably
shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most
of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
that the way that it works is to load your pants
pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care
because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I
stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and
a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart
attack, he was laughing so hard!
WAL-MART has asked me NOT to shop there anymore;
really can't understand why!!!!!!
2007-10-12 05:24:19 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a joke, it's not a real situation!
2007-10-12 05:32:10 · update #1
I can't understand why, either!!! That is hilarious!!!
Just goes to show you that not everyone has a sense of humor.
2007-10-12 05:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! If it happens to be a true story (the Wal-Mart kicking you out), I would just ignore them and wouldn't give them a second thought! I doubt that they will make contact with you even if they did notice you.
2007-10-12 05:31:51 · answer #2 · answered by Bethany F 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Best question I ever heard on answers to date. Now you don't need to learn to read chines. besides you can buy a better pet food for your diet plan at a pets are us store try the 9 lives program it's a good one
2016-05-22 02:14:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Meijer now. Seen the Amish lash their horses there when they shop. No cars around, but be careful of the hoofs while sniffing.
2007-10-12 05:31:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful!
2007-10-12 05:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's freaking hilarious. I would have been rolling on the floor.
Just go to a different Wal-Mart.
2007-10-12 05:28:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is some Funny stuff man... WOW... I would have wet myself laughing... And I would have smacked around some Wal-Mart Employees for booting you...
2007-10-12 05:27:57 · answer #7 · answered by spazattacker 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like, corporate headquarters? Or just the cashier?
I would anyway, that's a ridiculous reason.
They would be having a hard time enforcing that
2007-10-12 05:30:13 · answer #8 · answered by Salizler 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was great! I needed a good belly laugh.
I think you should keep shopping there, what are they gonna do? Put your picture up and stop you at the door?
2007-10-12 05:30:02 · answer #9 · answered by Caroline H 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed the joke again reading it for second time in a week
2007-10-12 05:30:52 · answer #10 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋