All categories - 9 October 2007

2007-10-09 15:47:03 · 4 answers · asked by pussycatz 1 in Biology

A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting
to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and p*sses down the side of his nice herringbone tweed trousers. The guy immediately reaches into his jacket pocket and retrieves a doggie biscuit which he starts to offer to Fido.
A businessman, who is also waiting to cross the street, observes this
happening and interrupts, "Excuse me buddy, but are you aware of the fact that your
dog just p*ssed all down the leg of your pants?"
"Yes, I'm trying to break him of this dreadful habit", replies the
blind man.
"Well, it's none of my business," says the onlooker, "but you're not
going to teach him much by rewarding him with a biscuit!"
To which the blind fellow chuckles, "Oh I'm not rewarding him. I'm
just trying to find his head so I can kick his ass!"

2007-10-09 15:46:59 · 8 answers · asked by paddlepop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i was thinking either: elle,ella,audrey,leigh,lola,parker,emma,or daisy.

Lola and daisy are my favorite tho!

2007-10-09 15:46:59 · 21 answers · asked by omg its: sam 2 in Baby Names

he said they were thinking about a third party to vote for. Do you think he was thinking about Ron Paul (anti abortion ) for president?

2007-10-09 15:46:47 · 3 answers · asked by mary 6 in Current Events

2007-10-09 15:46:34 · 7 answers · asked by Inlove4ever 1 in Sociology

how are you going to spend ur life?

2007-10-09 15:46:20 · 22 answers · asked by DaySleeper 1 in Philosophy

2007-10-09 15:46:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anna 3 in Polls & Surveys

Bananas or pickles ?

2007-10-09 15:46:01 · 29 answers · asked by Latvian 3 in Polls & Surveys

I am learning to show my beagle in junior showmanship. He also is shown in conformation. He free stacks perfectly for our handler but when I try to do it his legs are completly off and he won't look forward. And when I bait him he jumps on me! Any advice???

2007-10-09 15:46:01 · 7 answers · asked by uhmuhmuhm 2 in Dogs

If you step off a ledge, you accelerate notiacbly toward the earth because of the gravitational interaction between you and earth.

2007-10-09 15:45:58 · 5 answers · asked by derfla J 1 in Astronomy & Space

So you take a pill that has a prescribing information sheet that mentions "potential side effect: stroke", and you are in reasonably good health with regular checkups. Then you start taking drug-X on a regular basis, then a couple weeks into taking the pill, whammo, you have a stroke.

Can you sue the manufacturer of the drug, or does that prescribing information sheet protect the manufacturer from lawsuits?

2007-10-09 15:45:57 · 10 answers · asked by Rob 5 in Law & Ethics

lions 3
christians 0

2007-10-09 15:45:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

how were attitudes toward women different from today?

2007-10-09 15:45:56 · 4 answers · asked by loope 1 in Gender Studies

I am considering breast reduction surgery. I would be looking for a doctor in the Allentown or Philadelphia area of PA, or the Syracuse area of NY, or maybe even NYC?

2007-10-09 15:45:47 · 1 answers · asked by sloppyjo 7 in Women's Health

2007-10-09 15:45:43 · 30 answers · asked by SnowWhite92 4 in Polls & Surveys

how could this be observable,measurable,falsifiable and verifiable

2007-10-09 15:45:38 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

if they do belive he was just another prophet sent by God, why would such a prophet say.....Matthew 3:17. this is my beloved Son, in whom I am WELL pleased.

and for some one so well pleased by God to say.....he is the son of man....Matthew 13:41. Shows he is in control of the angels, the son of man shall send forth HIS angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity 42. And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

this man that was told by God that God is well pleased by him also says Maththew 16:16-17. thow art the Christ, the son of the living God. 17. blessed art thou, simon, for the flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but by MY FATHER which is in heaven.


so if you belive he is a prophet, you have to call him a false one, not a real one. For he calls himself the son of GOD. And he controls the angels.

What does Muhammed say about Jesus?

2007-10-09 15:45:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I have been trying to figure out this brake system. First of all, the rear brakes stopped working, there was no fluid at all. I bled the abs unit, adjusted the rear drum brakes, and inspected the lines, finally the rear was working. They are still working and it was fine for awhile. There is a hissing sound when you apply the brake, and it shifts the motor down when you apply the brake. i can hear a vacuum leak under the hood at the back of the motor, but i can't seem to find it. The hissing sound and the way the motor changes when the brake is applied, I'm sure it's a vacuum leak. Anyone have any common problems and have had solutions as to where the leak may be?

2007-10-09 15:45:24 · 5 answers · asked by dezeray6969 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

looking for an online trading platform do all of them have a min. balance or can i start with a $1 if i wanted

2007-10-09 15:45:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

2007-10-09 15:45:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Commuting

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071009192527AANKUvz&r=w#B8B4H2jFGDdmvUF8MP34

I certainly hope not. I just had to post a question regarding this thoughtless question this girl asked. This has actually gone beyond funny; I'm actually starting to feel bad for some of these people. It's frightening to see how many posts a day I see like this.

No offense to any particular religion. What are your thoughts on this "sulamita"?

2007-10-09 15:44:55 · 14 answers · asked by Uliju 4 in Religion & Spirituality

what is a good middle name for a boy that would go with the first name of Julien and last name of Gamble...
perferably starting with a C or M

2007-10-09 15:44:44 · 23 answers · asked by ~!Momo!~ 1 in Baby Names

I am not bragging by any means...I was surprised to see that many...wow...

2007-10-09 15:44:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am a thirteen year old girl who is starting new vocal instruction classes at the end of the week. My new vocal teacher (who i have never met before so she has never heard my voice before) is probably going to want to hear me sing. What should I sing. I have an extremely wide range, but i prefer a high song so I can show her that I can hit high notes. What should I sing?

2007-10-09 15:44:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

2007-10-09 15:44:08 · 16 answers · asked by NHBaritone 7 in Religion & Spirituality

so the man is an exchangeable role player?personality,soul,secondary.

I've known a few women devastated by loss though,or the thought of it.They termed their partner,irreplaceble.

2007-10-09 15:44:03 · 43 answers · asked by amleth 4 in Gender Studies

Thank you :o)

2007-10-09 15:43:54 · 10 answers · asked by girl 5 in Languages

this question just came into my head and i was just curious

2007-10-09 15:43:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I just watched the debates and I am sorry I did. There was one lady asking questions on there that looked like a junkie and kept asking the same people questions. Wouldn't it be a better debate if everyone was given the same amount of time and the answered the same questions? I'm just really sick of the ignorance on TV.

2007-10-09 15:43:41 · 14 answers · asked by oldhag 5 in Elections