All categories - 5 October 2007

A couple was going out for the evening to celebrate the wife’s birthday. While they were getting ready, the husband put the cat out. The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of their home, the cat shot back into the house. Not wanting their cat to have free run of the house while they were out, the husband went back upstairs to chase the cat out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver, "He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband got into the car, and said, "Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

2007-10-05 21:21:43 · 17 answers · asked by clever trevor 2 in Jokes & Riddles

After years of poor treatment at my local health department (we are talking FIVE YEARS of abnormal paps before i finally got sent to a specialist!), I finally was diagnosed with HPV. My doctor told him he had never seen such advanced HPV in anyone my age before. I have the high-risk strain, NOT the warts-strain. My fiance got a wart on his penis and went to the urologist and got medicine. It went away for a while. Then it came back worse than before. He is getting it removed next week, but his doctor told him it was HPV. Now he is blaming me for it (not meanly, I told him about my hpv before we even were dating.) If I don't have warts or the HPV strain of warts, could I have given it to him? Or did he get it somewhere else?? I'm very confused about this....

2007-10-05 21:21:10 · 7 answers · asked by erin_jessa 3 in STDs

2007-10-05 21:21:07 · 8 answers · asked by Tuscany 1 in Women's Health

If a person has HPV, does this make them ineligible to donate blood in the future ?

2007-10-05 21:21:06 · 3 answers · asked by Yeti 2 in STDs

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Some, like Rush Limbaugh, believe that Jack Bauer is real. Do you?

2007-10-05 21:20:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2007-10-05 21:20:50 · 2 answers · asked by Gary 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

I'm getting a short-short-short-long blinking sequence on my brake warning light indicator. Is that a code and if so what does it mean? Does it mean there is danger in driving it?

2007-10-05 21:20:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

whats up with changing all our words??

and f*g actually means like a cig and not gay

2007-10-05 21:20:45 · 37 answers · asked by krystal_engel 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-05 21:20:45 · 6 answers · asked by bollionaire 2 in Blues

will they take to mail me the new I-1722

2007-10-05 21:20:19 · 4 answers · asked by twinkletoes 1 in United States

Don’t say love please, it doesn’t

2007-10-05 21:19:44 · 18 answers · asked by Mic 5 in Polls & Surveys

state how you can protect passers by from the risk of having paint products dropping onto them?

2007-10-05 21:19:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2007-10-05 21:19:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i always do!i have two or three going at the same time!!! ahah!

2007-10-05 21:18:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sociology

i'm just asking, i've been wearing glasses ..hey, is it true that once you're wearing an eyeglass, the grade of your eyes will rise? is it a myth or what? if for example i have a 50 vision, will it be true that if after some time it will be 60 because of glasses? thnx

2007-10-05 21:18:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Optical

My best friend for 8 years has been spending a lot of time with my girlfriend, we've been going out for a month and now it is starting to seem like she enjoys spending more time with him than with me, I can trust my friend so i know she's not cheating on me, but i just want to be able to spend more time with her and want her to want to spend more time with me, when i do get to hang out with her she always suggests bringing Alex (my friend) along. it's at a point where I'm getting really annoyed about the whole situation and i want to talk to them about it. how could i approach the conversation, and what can i say to have them understand what I'm feeling.

2007-10-05 21:18:51 · 10 answers · asked by Sunglasses 2 in Singles & Dating

This is a letter from my student:
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Hello stupid ,
I am in full booost. darwin's theory is true only. don't try to disprove it? Survival of the fittest? now everything is running out of money.................Be saravanan to be ur last follower???????? Make ur students to be materialistic???/ Humble request by ur friend, student. Don't make other's to suffer. Let them go by their own way.Don't advise them. We are in lossing side. The only hope i am having is i am ur student!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At last we will win that time we will loss every thing. Let your student's to serve IT.At least they can fullfill their parent's desire. One request from ur follower@!!!Don't make your son to suffer,,,
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What would be your reply to this letter?
Saravanan did his post graduate studies under me!

2007-10-05 21:18:39 · 6 answers · asked by The Knowledge Server 1 in Philosophy

molicular agitation tocreat heat energy-cause any condition like sterilty

2007-10-05 21:18:15 · 1 answers · asked by dwarakanathan cr rama 4 in Physics

a successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with same person........

2007-10-05 21:18:03 · 19 answers · asked by The Sexytary 3 in Marriage & Divorce

A few centuries, or another 2000 years?

2007-10-05 21:17:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-05 21:17:28 · 17 answers · asked by Mo 7 in Polls & Surveys

it sounds so stupid

2007-10-05 21:17:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The one thing that completely just gets under your skin?

2007-10-05 21:16:49 · 14 answers · asked by Elle F 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am on the look out for the tools/methods for the creation of a 3D virtual world game to run on a website.
Anyone has experience in this field (design as well as play)? Anyone knows what program(s) to use for the development?
I have used Autocad to design buildings and man made objects, then 3Ds Max 8 to modify and texture them. Tried several for avatars without success.
Any advice would be welcome. Good graphics and true interactivity essential for the final goal.

2007-10-05 21:16:22 · 2 answers · asked by just "JR" 7 in Programming & Design

i want to make a free aspx support website for free, pls help me which of the site provide this feature for free?

2007-10-05 21:16:01 · 3 answers · asked by vichu 2 in Programming & Design

My cat ate a big moth!

2007-10-05 21:15:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-05 21:15:57 · 9 answers · asked by vincent 6 in Religion & Spirituality

we have been going out for 10 months and my boyfriend wants oral? is it bad if i give it to him?

2007-10-05 21:15:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous 1 in Singles & Dating

seriously :)
I keeping my car filled up past F everyday cause I assume it will be $3.29 again tomorrow or something. When will this stop going down? probably November 17th

2007-10-05 21:15:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

2007-10-05 21:15:30 · 2 answers · asked by das 1 in Teaching