All categories - 25 September 2007

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife coldly, "You are planning to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you?"

2007-09-25 09:53:38 · 12 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-25 09:53:03 · 14 answers · asked by tkp9999 1 in Religion & Spirituality

When you found out, what did you do to him?

2007-09-25 09:52:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-09-25 09:52:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

anyone had a reaction to TB shot skin test?.like sick or skin rash,fast pounding heart or any problems at all?,if so how soon after you got the test?

2007-09-25 09:52:49 · 2 answers · asked by dcrc93 7 in Other - Diseases

how would you prepare the wall? (as it is currently wall papered.) strip the wall paper, or paint over it? and best technique to prevent aging and wear and tear as well?

2007-09-25 09:52:40 · 4 answers · asked by Kat 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

I have invested money for a 5.25% with a 7 day average yield. Does that mean that i will get the interest off of my money every 7 days?

2007-09-25 09:52:32 · 2 answers · asked by Alex 1 in Investing

I know a few people with those color eyes. It can't be hazel since hazel has greenish color.

2007-09-25 09:52:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-25 09:52:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article2507851.ece

2007-09-25 09:52:19 · 11 answers · asked by Biggg 3 in Other - Politics & Government

My father happens to be a very attractive, distinguished-looking man, and people were always trying to get at him through my sisters and me. They'd ask, "Soooo...is your father married?" "Yes!" "Happily?"

2007-09-25 09:52:18 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

express the answer in intervals. ***intervals as in inf and cup signs**

2007-09-25 09:52:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

You've seen them. The chick getting off the bus with the Gucci bag (FAKE!). The chick at the club with the fake Louis Vuitton bag (I know it's fake because she stepped out a 2000 Taurus), bling (fake), D&G frames she got off ebay or from the lady at the hair salon who has 100s of glasses in little baggies for $10 or 3 for $20. YET, late on bills, can't make car payment, rent late, etc.

What the heck is up with this. Is the media to blame? Why can't people just be happy with what they have and what they can afford instead of trying to be something they're not.

I personally vowed to never buy a fake bag or real one for that matter until I was driving in a Mercedes that I bought with my own credit.

2007-09-25 09:52:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

I dont know how how to approach to these question.

The mystery of the spinning pinwheel

Festive ornaments are usually made of metal. When the candles beneath the pin wheel are lit, the pinwheel begins to spin.


1) What energy transformation or transfers are occurring?

2) what property of the air is being applied to make this device work? (spin)

2007-09-25 09:52:02 · 1 answers · asked by dk 6 in Chemistry

2007-09-25 09:51:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am an engineering student and I am interested in designing a device that can transmit data to a computer wirelessly. I am trying to look into Bluetooth chip and Wi-Fi chips but am not finding a whole lot for Wi-Fi.

Does anyone know pro's and con's of using Bluetooth vs Wi-Fi.

Also does anyone know some good manufacturers/distributors that I can make bluetooth or Wi-Fi chips that are transmitters? trying to find one that is the no bigger than a half dallor coin.

Or if there are any other good choices for wireless transmission I would be pleased to hear it.

Thank you

2007-09-25 09:51:58 · 1 answers · asked by kevins963 2 in Engineering

.... I mean it takes 2 to tango right? What should I do now?

2007-09-25 09:51:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

game boy advance or nintendo ds ( who eva its spelt )...personally i think the ds would be a bit to advanced for him.

2007-09-25 09:51:56 · 12 answers · asked by orange_crush_05 6 in Polls & Surveys

OMG hw could atheist exist if god doesnt exist huh? WEll god created mankind ok u got that including atheist whoever made atheist up must of been drunk or something ......................so atheist i kno i offended u and all but u kno atheist is just bullcrap to me its very funny when people say their atheist.............lol

2007-09-25 09:51:46 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

are these two last names basicaly the same but are just variants of eachother

2007-09-25 09:51:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Genealogy

How can I do maultiplication and dividing in binary system?

example: 100101010001*1000110011011101=?
100100110010/1010101101110101=?
How can I do ( please show the details)

2007-09-25 09:51:41 · 1 answers · asked by maczenko89 1 in Mathematics

turns into a complete jerk outta the middle on no where?


Good Evening all♥

2007-09-25 09:51:31 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Livin' Life♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

can someone describe the color blue without actually saying the word blue 2 many times it's for an essay we have to describe the color blue

2007-09-25 09:51:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

I am creating an NHS leaflet regarding MRSA on neonatal wards. I would like you to tell me any questions parents of neonatal unit babies with MRSA might have so that i can answer them in the leaflet. I have several already including:
'what is MRSA',
'how does it spread',
'is is dangerous',
'what is the treatment',
'are there any long term effects',
'can i hold/visit my baby'

I would greatly appreciate any feedback.

Thanks

Phil

2007-09-25 09:51:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Infectious Diseases

2007-09-25 09:51:20 · 4 answers · asked by Terika W 1 in South Africa

wheni present a powerpoint of a topic, i often find myself moving my hands alot, its an excessive problem. is there anyhtigni can do to to make my presentations more effective with less ahnd motion

2007-09-25 09:51:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

2007-09-25 09:51:09 · 15 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-25 09:50:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities