When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective surgery.
"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "You are planning to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you?"
2007-09-25 09:53:38 · 12 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant!!
told my mum, she nearly wet herself :)
star for making poorly old mummy giggle
2007-09-25 09:59:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-25 21:51:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl after my own heart!! hahahahahahahaha!!
2007-09-25 21:08:48 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-09-25 16:57:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
where do you get these jokes from, keep em coming.
2007-09-25 19:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been ordered to put excellent?
2007-09-25 17:57:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl i just told me wife that one and she's drooling hehehe ....have another star
2007-09-25 17:00:34 · answer #7 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good one!
2007-09-25 17:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by Jeremiah's Mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
viagra not needed .lol
2007-09-25 21:19:32 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm imagine........ oooh
2007-09-25 17:08:37 · answer #10 · answered by Redz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋