All categories - 22 September 2007

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well that's the last straw," says the wife.

"I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

"Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

She replies, "Ours is prettier."

2007-09-22 07:34:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I've been with my boyfriend for 4yrs. and the most romantic thing that he's ever done for me was to take me on a picnic in central park, bought me a dress and a dinner in the city all for my birthday. But I wish that he would be more romantic for me more often. Im not asking for him to go all out everytime! I just like the little sweet things too and something big once in a while. He wants to be more romantic but he feels as though he doesn't know how. Any ideas to help???

2007-09-22 07:34:25 · 5 answers · asked by *Gigi* 2 in Singles & Dating

I eat less a day than my 6 year old daughter, yet I'm fat as a whale. I can't figure it out.

2007-09-22 07:34:21 · 7 answers · asked by Laura B 3 in Diet & Fitness

Tell me who you thinks gonna go all the way to the World Series this year. And who's gonna win it?

2007-09-22 07:34:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

I have an almost 3 year old son and a 16 mth old daughter and I would like to get them a puppy. My kids' babysitter has a dog and they love playing with her. I know that they would love to have a dog. But I don't know what kind would be good for small children.
Wanted to try to get them one by Christmas and am unsure where I will be living...weather it be an apartment or house...

2007-09-22 07:34:01 · 13 answers · asked by stephie83 2 in Dogs

I take a large glass of cold green tea, add a teaspoon of ginger powder, some cinnamon, garam masala (Indian spice), ground basil, garlic powder, mustard powder and cayenne (red pepper). Plus a little sugar or honey to taste.

Green tea has some caffeine but not a great deal but ginger is a natural stimulant and its not as hard on your stomach. As is cayenne (despite misonceptions red pepper is actually good for your stomach lining)

Any suggestions for improvement?

2007-09-22 07:33:57 · 4 answers · asked by megalomaniac 7 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-09-22 07:33:55 · 6 answers · asked by kew112077 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-09-22 07:33:32 · 2 answers · asked by Tom R 1 in Motorcycles

My enemies are more clever and smart than me. I need to defeat them in bounds of words. How can I do so? How can I develop that ability within me? Plz tell or I will loose my life's battle.

2007-09-22 07:33:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

modeling ,acting,dancing,sing ect.

2007-09-22 07:33:29 · 3 answers · asked by sequoia d 1 in Theater & Acting

y/n why ?

2007-09-22 07:33:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

This is sort of a part two to a previous question. Catholics believe Jesus gave the apostles the ability to forgive sins. Once again I know the verses this comes from please don't quote them to me. They then believe this ability was passed onto priests and bishops. In other words Priests have the ability to forgive sins. My question is then why do all believers not have this ability? Christ himself declared us to be priests. Is not Christ making us priests better than the apostles making us priests? If Christ has declared me to be a priest shouldn't I have all the rights accorded to a priest?

Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,
Rev 1:6 And hath made us kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen.

2007-09-22 07:33:23 · 16 answers · asked by Bible warrior 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Even when it's the woman's fault. e.g. unfaithful, violent, neglect of children, etc.
And would this lead to more divorces?

2007-09-22 07:33:20 · 14 answers · asked by georgebonbon 4 in Gender Studies

i all ways thought you need dubbel bass and like other parts to make it sound good

2007-09-22 07:33:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Performing Arts

2007-09-22 07:33:03 · 21 answers · asked by Demonic 6 in Polls & Surveys

are 3 leaf clovers whorled?? IF its not could you give me some examples? I need one for my biology project. thanks

2007-09-22 07:32:44 · 3 answers · asked by soccerman001 2 in Garden & Landscape

Must colleges students are considered smart and trying to improve their intelligence so why would any student or for that matter even a laborer off the street think they could walk into Bostons Logan International Airport with a computer circuit board compleat with lights wired to a battery pinned to the front of her sweat-shirt and a fist full of play-doh in her hand
"She claims that it was art and she wanted to display it"

2007-09-22 07:32:31 · 9 answers · asked by Dragons Slayer 7 in Law Enforcement & Police

I figure if I can pay everything through my credit card, that'll translate into points or cashback. Is there a way I can make this arrangement with my landlord (not an institution).
Thanks,

2007-09-22 07:32:05 · 6 answers · asked by Curious_N_Cool 2 in Renting & Real Estate

I would have to say Jesus Christ Superstar is my favorite.

2007-09-22 07:32:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

maybe 100$ every b-day and christmas perhaps gerber bonds because i heard they match whatever u put in okay my question is how much would that be when hes 21 or 18 years old? 2nd question how do i do the gerber bonds or should i go to the bank? and why

2007-09-22 07:31:51 · 3 answers · asked by dvcgurl 7 in Personal Finance

I have read that a general guide for how much you should spend on transportation is 15-18% of your take-home pay. This seems to be a near impossibility when you account for the current gas prices and insurance rates for someone under 25. Has anyone actually achieved this guideline on a moderate after tax income of around $25,000 or less and an auto loan as well? Or do you just say "shucks" and cut expenses somewhere else to make up for it?

2007-09-22 07:31:44 · 2 answers · asked by love 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-22 07:31:40 · 1 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hope its going to be really good!

2007-09-22 07:31:31 · 11 answers · asked by . 5 in Polls & Surveys

I want to hang some blinds from my ceiling but to do so I need to drill holes. I bought a metal/voltage detector but it doesn't work (it either does nothing or screams continually, depending where I set the dial). So, if I can get a better one (recommendations, please!) will it be safe to put my faith in it and just drill where it says there is nothing?
What happens if I do hit a wire? Do I end up dead, or just calling an electrician?

Thanks!

2007-09-22 07:31:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

is telepathy only possible with a person you love/like? If you know anything about that, pl. share.

what happened in my case was, someone i know was fooling around a little bit and contacted me, he created a profile on a dating website and it was a false one but i figured out it was him and i liked him secretly.

2007-09-22 07:30:56 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

who thinks raiders are gonna win this sunday over Cleaveland

2007-09-22 07:30:55 · 8 answers · asked by AfgYo23 1 in Football (American)

i think my parents wont let me have a career that easily...
because they are thinking that im too young...
but i think my age 13 isn't that young...
but anyway how can i convince them?

2007-09-22 07:30:34 · 14 answers · asked by nessa 1 in Family

2007-09-22 07:30:31 · 14 answers · asked by Skyline 4 in Religion & Spirituality

i love..
avril
(when your gone)


you can list as many artists as you want add some of there songs too♥

2007-09-22 07:30:27 · 48 answers · asked by NIKKI☮ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-22 07:30:20 · 2 answers · asked by SmItY 1 in Dental