A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well that's the last straw," says the wife.
"I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
"Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
She replies, "Ours is prettier."
2007-09-22 07:34:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is all about the money. But very funny.by the way thanks for the 10 points you gave me.
2007-09-28 07:38:06 · answer #1 · answered by Gigi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello Bagbalm Catdew.
"Happy to hear that." says her husband.
"Why?" says the wife.
"Our's is spending the night with us tonight!" Says the husband.
"Oh" Says the wife, "So, are you ordering desert?".
Regards,
Lenny.
2007-09-29 21:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by Lenny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A funny joke. Keep them coming!
2007-09-24 11:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell my husband that one but, he might get funny ideas!!
2007-09-24 05:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heeee heeee. woooo. I like tha. good choice.lol. have a great weekend amigo. keep em coming. we love it.lol
2007-09-22 08:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very funny!!Thanks for a good laugh=d
Rags37:)
2007-09-25 02:23:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah.
she made the better dicision, might i add.
2007-09-29 07:48:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good one!
2007-09-30 04:16:30 · answer #8 · answered by Steve F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh heh .....quick learner , ain't she ? thanks , that was good .
2007-09-27 03:57:37 · answer #9 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋