I have been feeling a little sick lately, and my keyboard is skipping its period. I feel achey and I think I am retaining water. My urine has a peculiar odor, but that might be the asparagus. My feet smell REALLY bad, but that is pretty much true all the time. I get morning sickness, and that's after only a couple of bottles of Schnapps. My nipples hurt and my skin is very soft, and my toenails are growing faster than I can chew them off. Also, my boogers have a strange flavor, sort of like earwax. My farts smell like saurkraut and my burps taste like Mc Donald's. I have an urge to scratch myself in inappropriate areas at inopportune times. Does this mean that I am pregnant?
2007-09-19
22:00:34
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