I have been feeling a little sick lately, and my keyboard is skipping its period. I feel achey and I think I am retaining water. My urine has a peculiar odor, but that might be the asparagus. My feet smell REALLY bad, but that is pretty much true all the time. I get morning sickness, and that's after only a couple of bottles of Schnapps. My nipples hurt and my skin is very soft, and my toenails are growing faster than I can chew them off. Also, my boogers have a strange flavor, sort of like earwax. My farts smell like saurkraut and my burps taste like Mc Donald's. I have an urge to scratch myself in inappropriate areas at inopportune times. Does this mean that I am pregnant?
2007-09-19 22:00:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't think you're pregant. However, you may want to buy a new keyboard, slap on some Bengay, take a water pill, lay off the asparagus, buy a pair of odor eaters, eat crackers for breakfast, water down the schnapps, massage your nipples, take a long hot bath, start clipping your toenails, blow you nose, run from your own farts, just say 'no' to Ronald McDonald, and use a good itch cream. Good Luck!
2007-09-19 22:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by Char 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
more than pregnant, man, you sound like you are ready to give birth
lay in the tub, filled with lots of jello and having the egg beater ready to go. in your hand hold the plunger, just in case.
good luck and keep me updated!!
2007-09-19 22:10:42 · answer #2 · answered by jennyforrich 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, with twin elephants my unfortunate friend.
2007-09-19 22:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go get tested
2007-09-19 22:10:16 · answer #4 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if you look like your Avitar,you gonna be rich dude.The first ever preggers male.You'll be loaded!!
2007-09-19 22:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You are and with all the symptoms you have described, it's a girl.
2007-09-20 05:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by A little Southern Comfort 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now just take your prozac and everything will be fine love.
2007-09-19 22:04:21 · answer #7 · answered by miss_scarlet_iom 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations! Who did this to you? SUE THEM!
2007-09-19 22:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by ǝsɹnuʎxǝs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it does. See your doctor ASAP.
2007-09-19 22:03:49 · answer #9 · answered by Keith 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha...
Oh man you make me laugh.
LIsten to your stomach if you heard baby cry then you are pregnant.
Hahahahahahahhahah.......
2007-09-19 22:04:53 · answer #10 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋