A young woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Jenny, she keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and she's sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Jenny a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Jenny is about four months pregnant."
The mother says, "PREGNANT?! She can't be; she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Jenny?"
Jenny says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there, Doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really. It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!"
2007-09-17
13:42:41
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