A young woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Jenny, she keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and she's sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Jenny a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Jenny is about four months pregnant."
The mother says, "PREGNANT?! She can't be; she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Jenny?"
Jenny says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there, Doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really. It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!"
2007-09-17 13:42:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well that gave me a laugh thanks i told my dad and he started laughing to that was a good one never heard it before!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-17 13:59:59 · answer #1 · answered by horselover 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A couple of guys were talking in the pub.
I was walking along the railway yesterday.
Oh yes.
Found a girl tied to the track.
Never..What did you do ?
Well I untied her didn't I.
Then what ?
Well I took her home..make sure she was OK.
Quite right....Was she ?
I should say so...had fantastic sex all night.
Well I expect she was grateful..you know....er did she give you a good BJ ?
No....I never found the head.
2007-09-17 21:06:01 · answer #2 · answered by boxotricks 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-17 21:15:17 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant joke Fidgety.!!!
10/10.!!!
Virgin Mary, lol in her mothers dreams ha ha.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh.!!!
2007-09-18 04:23:57 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a while but this is really funny.
2007-09-17 20:57:38 · answer #5 · answered by Dreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
=]
2007-09-18 03:11:50 · answer #6 · answered by Chanandler Bong 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww that wus qt i lovd it lol * 4 u
2007-09-17 21:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny
2007-09-20 12:50:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*star* Very funny
2007-09-18 14:15:01 · answer #9 · answered by Flobo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is new to me and funnnnnnyyyyy
2007-09-18 11:32:26 · answer #10 · answered by mlsaj84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A.F.B. !
(Absolutely flipping brilliant!)
2007-09-18 05:48:06 · answer #11 · answered by Doodle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋