All categories - 17 September 2007

Please help with this questions. I'm now very stumped so..........................I need your help!!!!!!

2007-09-17 11:48:20 · 6 answers · asked by Dorinda 2 in Government

2007-09-17 11:48:20 · 9 answers · asked by franksipe_2005 1 in Insurance

2007-09-17 11:48:11 · 3 answers · asked by Aus J 2 in Cooking & Recipes

Frank Zappa named his four kids Moon Unit, Diva Muffin, Dweezil, and Ahmet. How horrible for those poor people!

2007-09-17 11:48:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do they have any programs that you can get a Ph. D without a master's?

Thank you for your kindness :)

2007-09-17 11:47:51 · 2 answers · asked by Hope 4 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-09-17 11:47:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

SOUTHERN GRANDMOTHER ON THE WITNESS STAND


Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer.

In a trial a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded. "Why. yes, I do know you, Mr Williams. I've known you since
you were a young boy; and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.
You lie. you cheat on your wife. and you manipulate people and talk about
them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the
brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
paper pusher. Yes. I know you.

The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do. he pointed across the room and asked. "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why. yes, I do, I've known Mr Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and. in a very quiet voice said, "if either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair!"

2007-09-17 11:47:39 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Stacy 6 in Jokes & Riddles

A farmer drops all his eggs on the way to the market. The insurence agent ask how many eggs did you have? He said he didnt know but... when he put the eggs in groups of 2 there was 1 eggs left over. Same happened when he put them in groups of 3, 4, 5, 6. But when he put them in groups of 7 there wasnt any left over with even groups. How many eggs did he have? And if you could discribe how you did it? First to answer and gets it right gets best answer.

2007-09-17 11:47:08 · 8 answers · asked by TAZ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Yesturday I had a bad backache and today i have a bad headache and I was really moody. My period does not start until 2 weeks either.

thx.

2007-09-17 11:47:04 · 2 answers · asked by xosweet_n_twistedox 1 in Women's Health

Second Time Around.

Which Alpha level World City would you like to live and work in?

2007-09-17 11:46:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you think its weird for and old man to have a toyota supra? is it like saying an old man with a tricked out honda civic?

2007-09-17 11:46:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toyota

tryin to figure out whats for dinner. thanks

2007-09-17 11:46:45 · 11 answers · asked by cali gurl 3 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-09-17 11:46:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm bored and curious to see what you guys will say!! =]]

2007-09-17 11:46:40 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi, I'm in a bit of a dilemma. I'm only 13 years old, and I need to make 25$ in 11 days. I'm seeing RENT on Broadway with some friends, so I need money to buy a special souvenir that I really want. I live in a really small town, and honestly there isn't many babysitting oppurtunities, or too many elderly people to help out. My mom and dad don't have anything they need me to do, plus they don't have money they want to give me since they're already giving me ticket and train money. I can't get a real job since I have to be 15 to work, so it seems like I have no other options. AND ONLINE SURVEYS ARE NOT AN OPTION!! They're dangerous and stupid. So any suggestions or comments would be awesome! Thanks in advance!! =]

2007-09-17 11:46:36 · 2 answers · asked by whenpigzfly93 2 in Small Business

its a sony cyber-shot, it turns on themn turns right back off. i have replaced the batteries five times and nothing is working, is the camera broken, or can i fix it by myself?

2007-09-17 11:46:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cameras

what are saleros?

2007-09-17 11:46:21 · 4 answers · asked by ayyyoooo 4 in Languages

2007-09-17 11:46:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Safety

my bathroom floor is getting fixed and it is going to take 2 days to get it fixed they will be removing everything out of there. that is the only bathroom we have. can a landlord actually leave without a bathroom and not provide without a place to stay?

2007-09-17 11:46:03 · 8 answers · asked by cutie981979 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I've been in college for 2 weeks and I haven't made that many friends. It seems like everyone in my dorm already knows each other but they just go out to drink and party and I really don't think that makes them friends. Would you rather just know alot of people to go out and party with or would you rather have a couple of really close friends?

2007-09-17 11:46:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2007-09-17 11:45:59 · 6 answers · asked by =) 3 in Diet & Fitness

everday self-conciously i wonder when my hips and thighs are goin to fill out im about 13 and im 5'8 ( im not really REALLY skinny) and i have a pretty face but i just think i would look a little sexier with fatter thighs..and i shopuld have a chance of being thick because i have an hour glass shape but when will i feel out?? also my friends 5'9 and she's so skinny that she makes me feel thick..will we ever get to experience this volumptious figure..i hate the way models are shaped so dont even go there.

2007-09-17 11:45:58 · 6 answers · asked by Mariah_Gurl 2 in Diet & Fitness

It seems relative easy for a free amino acid, but if I had a peptide arg-cys-tyr how do i determine which pka values (i.e. ionizable groups) to use? Are the terminal ends of this peptide included in the overall PI calculation as well?

2007-09-17 11:45:48 · 1 answers · asked by playag5 1 in Chemistry

2007-09-17 11:45:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

2007-09-17 11:45:44 · 14 answers · asked by Flaming Tresses aka Walkingbymoonlight 5 in Polls & Surveys

I wish i knew how to whistle.

How about you?

2007-09-17 11:45:36 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is the relationship between global atmospheric CO2 concentrations and mean global atmospheric temperature over the past 600, 000 years?
Al Gore said it's like the fit of South American and African contients, what does he mean by that?

2007-09-17 11:45:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming

I've been watching the History channel and I wish to make a compound bow ( The one that looks like a "B" using old world ingredients, no carbon fiber or fiberglass, just wood and whatever else was available). Does anyone have any instructions or know where to get instructions to make one?

2007-09-17 11:45:35 · 3 answers · asked by D@rKn3ss Fa771n& 2 in Hobbies & Crafts