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My husband has this friend whos kids are the same age as ours & they're very good friends! When her kids stay the night at our house she sends her sister to pick them up the next day. She says "Hey, why don't you pick up the kids, that way you can hang out with xxxx (me) for the day." I understand that she works weekends & it's easier for her sister to pick them up, but I can't get this lady out of my house. At dinner time I told her straight out there wasn't enough for me, my 2 kids, my husband, her and the other 2 kids. She looks at it & says "I think that's plenty." & "Oh, the kids don't eat that much." Then I hint that we're going to be going to bed shortly to her & I keep telling my kids "10 more minutes till bedtime." Then I got up & laid on the couch with my youngest daughter and closed my eyes for a while & my son was laying on the floor---she still wouldn't leave. For some reason I couldn't get out the words "Could you LEAVE!!!?" Should I talk to the mom or the sis?

2007-09-15 18:54:51 · 6 answers · asked by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-15 18:54:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

I have 1 online class which is a music class and I have 2 other classes Tutoring and I also have a HY3 which means I have in clas time and online time.I also have orentation to go to on wednesday at 12:00 pm what would i expect when I am online doing my homework.

2007-09-15 18:54:36 · 3 answers · asked by ? 5 in Higher Education (University +)

This myth that most Americans are for the war is now squashed. Even after all the polls from all the networks (of course Fox had the highest percentage of Americans for the war) some in this country still cant believe this fact. Well here it is. Can we all admit this or is there still some stubborn ones out there? You say you know we should be there. How the hell can you defend this war when you have no idea what the real gameplan is or was. Iraq should of been given the chance to resist the surge of true terrorists that were not even really in Iraq before we invaded, we invaded for WMDs that probably never existed. What kind of backwards as* president do we got? I mean hes either stupid or corrupt, pick one! He lands a plane onto a carrier(if he was even flying) trying to look like a rockstar and then announces victory, what a fricking scam that was. Im Independent yet Im voting for Ron Paul, no matter what party he runs under. The republicans and democrates, - Ron, can go to hell.

2007-09-15 18:54:19 · 20 answers · asked by ? 3 in Politics

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when i get discharge i dont ever see it on my underwear but i see it when i wipe, i think this is normal, its clear no smell, but im just making sure

2007-09-15 18:54:16 · 9 answers · asked by Alaskan Girl 2 in Women's Health

Am asking this because I was in the Service and now am 25 and in school getting my BA in Electrical engineering and I would like to have an idea of how I will be perceived by employers since there will be younger candidates.

2007-09-15 18:54:14 · 10 answers · asked by drzdenizen 1 in Higher Education (University +)

will they help from being pregnant?what will happen if i didnt ues protection?will i get pregnant if i didnt?

2007-09-15 18:53:37 · 6 answers · asked by cocoa c 1 in Women's Health

and you came across a angry wolverine...armed with a ping pong paddle...what would you do?

2007-09-15 18:53:27 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not sure if anyone remembers this, but a while ago, maybe five or so years (which, for my memory, is long), the Cartoon Network segment Toonami had released the first four parts of Interstellar 5555 to the public, along with a website where you could watch them in the comfort of your own computer. They also put up some episodes of Anime on the website, as well, one of which being Record of Lodoss War. The other one's got to do with pirates "sailing" through space. Not Outlaw Star, and not Cowboy Bebop, and it was a show they'd never played on the TV Toonami. Does anyone remember the name of the other anime?

2007-09-15 18:53:13 · 6 answers · asked by trunkuza 2 in Comics & Animation

So I live in on a expensive side of town in AZ and currently looking for another place with a garage that's cheaper but that's gonna be at least a few months. Living with my mom payin' bills Car insurance, gas , phone and part of all the other bills along with $25 a week to pay back debts. Including food and such that is really burning my money, I work at Fry's making around $1000 or so a month but I still am pretty short. I can't afford to buy things I really need clothes, tools, etc etc.

I also have a car, 1992 Toyota MR2 that I just absolutely love but can't afford to give it the TLC needed. NOT selling it, it's how I'm getting to work and it's good on gas. It needs a lot of things done (what 16 yr abused car doesn't?) and I wanna work on it myself but can't afford the tools, no place to work on it either for now.

Work Drama. Hours cut, want me to do a 2hr 2 man job by myself. Really getting on me about it. New job or do a crappy job of it? 10.18 hr is good but it's stressful.

2007-09-15 18:53:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

2007-09-15 18:52:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just this week i've been trying to drink natural tea because of its health benefits. i drink my tea straight up. so far i've only tried 2 types of teas. one of it tasted okay but the other is a little bitter for me. im trying to look for other ones that i will at least buy again. so if you can, can please tell me which natural tea tastes okay, and not bitter, before the additives? if you dont know of any good straight up ones, than can you tell me any ones you like?

2007-09-15 18:52:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

like the spanish word "vamos"... pronounced as "ba-mos" instead on "va-mos"?

2007-09-15 18:52:25 · 9 answers · asked by bluberry 3 in Languages

A cosmic explosion that occurred for no apparent reason, and formed from nowhere, all on its own, and somehow gave birth to organisms, is by definition, a miracle.

2007-09-15 18:52:16 · 14 answers · asked by Chi Guy 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm a girl 5'2 130lbs. What aerobic workout dvd is good for getting a skinny and lean model-type body shape? any recommendations?

2007-09-15 18:51:58 · 2 answers · asked by mazuki 1 in Diet & Fitness

The US government spent about 400 billion dollars of borrowed money for the war in Iraq. This is our (future) tax money because we will have to pay back the borrowed money. Even a Republican president will have to raise taxes to pay back 400 billion. Wouldn't it be better to issue government bonds to pay for the war? This way it could be financed by those who feel like paying for it (later the government would pay back those bonds with interest).

2007-09-15 18:51:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I'm looking for a clinical psychologist and want find someone I really feel comfortable with, and who is excellent in their field. Will insurance pay if I start making appointments with different people? How can you tell if someone will help you and not make things worse?

2007-09-15 18:51:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

I have heard that in the old Wild West, life could get pretty lonely on those long trail rides. I'd shake with you Tex, but I don't know where those cowhands have been.

2007-09-15 18:51:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just looked real close and noticed that theres a real slight amount of dust there. --wouldnt that fog up scans a little bit?

2007-09-15 18:51:33 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Scanners

2007-09-15 18:51:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-15 18:50:38 · 10 answers · asked by 3 Godz in 1 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-15 18:50:33 · 7 answers · asked by l♥ve143~♥~♥~♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

I kind of do. I can sense when someone is about to touch me sometimes. I feel the touch before it happens or feel their body heat. Especially if I'm asleep in public like at school or something lol.

2007-09-15 18:50:05 · 5 answers · asked by Devan! 5 in Psychology

LIZARD BIRTHING


Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.


Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious Dad, can you help?"

I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"

"Oh my! Gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies."

"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"

I was equally outraged.

"Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I accused my wife.

"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" She inquired. (I actually think she said this sarcastically!)

"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together).
"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.

"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," She informed me. (again with the sarcasm... you think?)

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it. "Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of birth."

"Oh, gross!" they shrieked.

"Well, isn't THAT just great! What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?" my ! wife wanted to kn ow. (I really do think she was being snotty here, too. Don't you?)

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

"We don't appear to be making ! much pr ogress," I noted.

"It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.

"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.

"Okay, okay." Squeamishly , I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.

"Should I call 911," my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)

"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly.

We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap. "Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.

"I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake).

The Vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.

"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically.

"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr.and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?"
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I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

"Is Ernie going to be okay? " my wife asked.

"Oh, perfectly," the Vet assured us.. "This lizard is not! in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ern ie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um....um....masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back."

He blushed, glancing at my wife. We were silent, absorbing this.

"So E rnie's just...just... Excited," my wife offered.

"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood.

More silence. Then my vicious, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly.

"W hat's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.

Tears were now running down her face, laughing "It's just...that...I'm picturing you pulling on its... its...teeny little..." she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Vet and hurriedly bundled the lizar! ds and our son back into the car.

"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told me.

"Oh, you have NO idea,"

Closed mouth, my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.


2 - Lizards - $140...

1 - Cage - $50...

Trip to the Vet - $30...

Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's winkie.....Priceless

Moral of the story - finish biology class - lizards lay eggs!

2007-09-15 18:50:05 · 6 answers · asked by bee 3 in Jokes & Riddles

hey...
i m a TOP DISTRIBUTOR
of
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in
GAMES n RECRECTION
section...

But i m not getting
TOP DISTRIBUTOR tag
on my icon...

How to get it??

HOw it comes?

explain me in detail...

2007-09-15 18:49:57 · 13 answers · asked by bali... 2 in Polls & Surveys

i'm 12yrs old and my nipples are quite big?? - like 2cms from the middle. Does this mean anything? - Is it normal? Will it reduce in size? My breasts are big for my age...and they do get sore fairly often? -please no silly answers

2007-09-15 18:49:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

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