an airplane was about to crash, there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. the first passenger said "i am kobe bryant, the best NBA player. The lakers need me, and i cant afford to die," so he took the first pack and left the plane.
the second passenger, Hillay Clinton said, "i am the wife of a former U.S. president, a NY state senator and a potential future president. and i am the smartest woman in American history, so america's people dont want me to die", she took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
the third passenger Ted Kennedy said, "i am a US senator, the democratic party needs me and my liver still has some good years left" so he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
the fourth passenger, Bill Grahm, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old school girl, "i am old and frail and dont have many years left and as a christian i will sacrafice my life and let you have the last parachute.
2007-09-14
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