an airplane was about to crash, there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. the first passenger said "i am kobe bryant, the best NBA player. The lakers need me, and i cant afford to die," so he took the first pack and left the plane.
the second passenger, Hillay Clinton said, "i am the wife of a former U.S. president, a NY state senator and a potential future president. and i am the smartest woman in American history, so america's people dont want me to die", she took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
the third passenger Ted Kennedy said, "i am a US senator, the democratic party needs me and my liver still has some good years left" so he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
the fourth passenger, Bill Grahm, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old school girl, "i am old and frail and dont have many years left and as a christian i will sacrafice my life and let you have the last parachute.
2007-09-14 03:10:49 · 23 answers · asked by yesiamalesbian 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the girl said "thats ok, theres a parachute left for you, Americas smartes woman took by bookbag".
:)
2007-09-14 03:11:34 · update #1
"America's smartest woman took my book bag"
2007-09-14 03:16:37 · update #2
THANKS ALL
2007-09-14 03:18:32 · update #3
LOL I love it! Gold star for you!
2007-09-14 03:15:22 · answer #1 · answered by Slipped Halo 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
First of all:
GOD MAY BLESS BILLY! He was my hero and
we all lost a great man, when God took his angel back...
I heard this joke with some other characters:
On this other airplane there were (2) parachutes and a hijacker, a priest and a little boy.
The hijacker said: " I don't care about you guys. I'm saving myself". He jumped out.
At this moment, the little boy started to cry. The priest then said to the boy:
" Don't be afraid! I'm already old and I have lived a full life already. Take the remainding chute so you can save yourself".
The little boy then said, " I'm not crying because I'm afraid. I'm crying because that man jumped out and took my school back with my homework in it".
However, I like your characters better than mine...
Here's your STAR!!!
2007-09-14 03:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by 7 Habits 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute!! Godbless Billy Graham!!
2007-09-14 03:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 13:39:21 · answer #4 · answered by savitz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that in the mid 1980's but with different sports people in Britian, thats been getting re written for twenty years.
2007-09-14 03:17:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You got your star from me! Thar was funny. I don't think I've ever seen anyone get over twenty stars before.
2007-09-14 04:16:52 · answer #6 · answered by MikeyG 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know... you don't hear much from Rolf The Dog anymore. That dude had some good tunes.
2007-09-14 04:38:03 · answer #7 · answered by ryknow1976 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Omg that was hilarious! I gave ya gold star.
2007-09-14 03:19:05 · answer #8 · answered by Red In A Gray World :) 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny and very cute. I will give you a star for that one.
2007-09-14 03:16:06 · answer #9 · answered by KAREBEAR 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny. You got your star.
2007-09-14 03:15:36 · answer #10 · answered by Ricky Leens 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋