All categories - 14 September 2007

with a carrot in one ear, a banana in the other, french fries sticking out of his nose and a bowl of pudding atop his head. He says to the doctor, "Please help me! Can you tell me what's wrong?" To which the doctor replies, "Well, you're obviously not eating right."

A man walks into the doctor's office wearing no clothes, but completely wrapped in Saran wrap. He asks the doctor, "What's wrong with me?" And the doctor looks him and up and down before replying, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

2007-09-14 00:12:18 · 6 answers · asked by Who's That Girl? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-14 00:12:15 · 7 answers · asked by toto l 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-09-14 00:12:08 · 13 answers · asked by im_uk 1 in Geography

"Deleted Question: I just got my free Yahoo Answers Mug for being level 5. Has anyone else received there yahoo thank you gift?"

Have I breach community guild lines?
Should under the new system of error reporting I get my Q restored and my points back?



BTW the mug changes color when you put hot tea or coffee in it.

2007-09-14 00:11:59 · 22 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

So we know all the information thats pointing towards the McCanns guilt but could someone tell me what evidence/information supports the abduction theory?

I think in order to form an educated opinion on this case we need to know what if any evidence supports the McCanns story

2007-09-14 00:11:57 · 21 answers · asked by Poppy84 2 in Current Events

2007-09-14 00:10:50 · 22 answers · asked by majoti 5 in Polls & Surveys

I know how to use VLOOKUP formula for getting information in the same file.But I need to use the VLOOKUP formula to get the information from different file.Let me know if you have any information.Thank you.

2007-09-14 00:10:30 · 3 answers · asked by jaikanth 2 in Software

I still dream of singing to a stadium full of people.

2007-09-14 00:09:51 · 5 answers · asked by Shmooks 7 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20761374/

Amish aid school gunman’s widow
Unspecified amount given by fund disbursing $4.3 million in contributions
The Associated Press
Updated: 3:21 p.m. ET Sept 13, 2007
PHILADELPHIA - An Amish community that lost five girls in a Pennsylvania schoolhouse shooting massacre last year has donated money to the widow of the gunman, the community said Wednesday.

The Nickel Mines Accountability Committee, which was set up to handle more than $4.3 million in donations from around the world after the shootings, said it had given an unspecified "contribution" to Marie Roberts, a mother of three.

Her husband, Charles Carl Roberts, a local milk truck driver who was not Amish, tied up and shot 10 Amish schoolgirls aged 6 to 14 in their classroom last Oct. 2, killing five of them before turning the gun on himself.

2007-09-14 00:09:15 · 6 answers · asked by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-14 00:09:09 · 6 answers · asked by Lori b 1 in Other - Social Science

2007-09-14 00:08:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

without taking the toll road?

2007-09-14 00:08:04 · 11 answers · asked by Jinxyblue 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-14 00:07:55 · 15 answers · asked by majoti 5 in Polls & Surveys

The ones I have are good quality but just old. I don't want to throw them away and buy new ones just because the blades are a bit blunt, so any ideas?

2007-09-14 00:07:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

Am seriously interested in purchasing a torsional pendulum clock - must have all parts and the dome in good condition. And must have the winding key.
I am a watch enthusiast and would like to study the working of this clock. It doesn't matter if the clock isn't working but must be in a repairable condition. Please let me know if you are interested or let a friend who has such a clolck and willing to sell know, Thanks !!!

By the way for those not familiar this type of clock has a rotational rather than a swinging pendulum. The pendulum hangs on a fine suspension wire.

2007-09-14 00:07:49 · 1 answers · asked by frank m 1 in Engineering

Where's the beef?

2007-09-14 00:06:43 · 17 answers · asked by Mike M. 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-14 00:05:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

2007-09-14 00:05:19 · 5 answers · asked by wenzi 1 in Languages

i was diagnosed with fibromyalgia 9 years ago and i am suffering from severe depression and i want to die. i have a major dependency issue where i cant be alone and i just constantly ask people for help or a cure over and over again. my best friend of 8 years told me he could take no more of me cos im messing him up

Im incapable of friends right now cos all i wanna do is talk about my problems all the time (literally for hours for answers or help and then convince them that i have to kill myself.) In truth i have no interest in what's going on for them and just feel jealous when they talk about their lives. i am a selfish horrible person - i truly dont feel like i care about anything or anyone else it is like i am incapable of feeling. Individually each one is leaving my life as they cant deal with the pressure of me and them leaving proves how crap i am . My parents i live with are going away next week and i know that will be the final straw.

I am completly alone and have 2 die

2007-09-14 00:04:47 · 14 answers · asked by gleaming_gem 1 in Mental Health

2007-09-14 00:04:23 · 7 answers · asked by winslow o.velez 1 in Infectious Diseases

Just a theory, what if we use laser light as a light shield making laser give collor creating a protection againts solar heat because laser dont need so much material and its just a light? It is like making a sun glass but made out of laser light?

2007-09-14 00:03:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming

i mean the rest of her looked ok.. just her stomach is ughhh blinding.. and she was wearing a black bikini and stockings, so her white stomach looked even bigger!

2007-09-14 00:03:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

'Shambo', now known as 'Rothley Resident' . . .

How does he get away with posting filth about that poor little girl, why have YA banned dave s and not him?

2007-09-14 00:03:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

I will hike up to 9,000ft on day 1 and spend the night there. Continue to the summit the next morning and back down to ground level by mid afternoon. I will fly at about 8pm for about 2.5 hour, reaching altitude 30,000ft. Is it safe?

2007-09-14 00:03:21 · 6 answers · asked by The k 1 in Climbing

im just wondering cause i noticed when ever i go to concerts all the guys are like headbanging jumping around bumping into each other stuff like that but the chicks are just standing there watching the show except when i go to concerts with my friend shala an a couple of her friends they love headbagin an jumpin around an everything an theyre the only chicks there that are doin it when i first met her i didnt know chicks could headbang like that.. i just dont get why most girls dont do it or dont like doin it..

2007-09-14 00:03:18 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

i was wondering if i could get married in a church, as my partner has been married before and had to get a divorce as his partner was cheating on him and wanted him to leave
so it wasnt his fault.
they got married in a registry office.
and ive never been married.
but ive never been christened either.
do i need to be?

2007-09-14 00:02:04 · 17 answers · asked by crystaluk662 2 in Weddings

area of circle = (pi)*r*r
where,
pi=3.14
r=radius of the circle

How to arrive at this formula using the simplest method?

2007-09-14 00:01:56 · 6 answers · asked by janaaaa 2 in Mathematics

Father to a 3and half year, paying £130.00/mth regularly. initial access day was every wednesday, changed day off to suit mum. mum has regularly taken daughter to stay with new boyfriends family and not informing father until day of access and only through father phoning. mum has also deliberatly not answering his calls when his number appears, only when rang from a number she doesn't recognise. very distressing for both father and daughther. where does he stand legally, where does he start. help please!!!

2007-09-14 00:01:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

and is it getting better or worse?

2007-09-14 00:00:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Do people not realise children are a blessing and a commitment and you have to make sacrifices for them? If you have no intention of giving up your social life then you should not have children (you cant have the best of both worlds by drugging them)

2007-09-14 00:00:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events