paddy and murphy are asked to identify their mate shamus's body, that has been badly burned. Paddy goes in first, flips the body over, looks at the bum and says nope, that's not him. Murphy has a look, turns the body over, looks at the bum and says ur right paddy, its not him. Amazed, the doctor asks how they could possibly tell that by looking at the bum.
Paddy replied 'cos everytiem we went out together people would say here comes shamus with the 2 a*seholes!'
2007-09-14
03:52:40
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