All categories - 13 September 2007

A man, doing market research for the Vaseline Company, knocked at the door
and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at
her feet.

"I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

"Yes. My husband and I use it all the time" she replied.

"If you don't mind my asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex," she said.

The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say
they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in
fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your
honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you
use it for sex?"

The woman said, "Sure, I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put
it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."

2007-09-13 20:48:30 · 6 answers · asked by coolfluke 3 in Jokes & Riddles

what to you felt like it was just a dream

2007-09-13 20:48:21 · 16 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

I had a fundoplication about 9 years ago because I didn't have a valve and had severe reflux. Do I need to get it re-done?

2007-09-13 20:48:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

"When taxes are too high,
people go hungry.
When the government is too intrusive,
people lose their spirit.

Act for the people's benefit.
Trust them; leave them alone."

"Failure is an opportunity.
If you blame someone else,
there is no end to the blame.

Therefore the Master
fulfills his own obligations
and corrects his own mistakes.
He does what he needs to do
and demands nothing of others."

"If a country is governed wisely,
its inhabitants will be content.
They enjoy the labor of their hands
and don't waste time inventing
labor-saving machines.
Since they dearly love their homes,
they aren't interested in travel.
There may be a few wagons and boats,
but these don't go anywhere.
There may be an arsenal of weapons,
but nobody ever uses them.
People enjoy their food,
take pleasure in being with their families,
spend weekends working in their gardens,
delight in the doings of the neighborhood.
And even though the next country is so close

2007-09-13 20:48:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I seem to have a thumbs-down fairy following me.

2007-09-13 20:47:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-13 20:47:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Drilling chemicals or baiting termites or commercial forms of removal are not ultimate solutions to termite problems. The presence of termites is mostly today due to human encroachment on insects and animal habitats. Do we have better ways of preventing their invasion of homes without having to pay for spraying or drilling with chemicals. Surely there must be some friendlier way of handling this. Bear in mind there is no home without papers or cellulose bearing materials!! ARE we stuck with the fumigators????!!!!

2007-09-13 20:47:04 · 1 answers · asked by Antmatter 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-09-13 20:46:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.""Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran,sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.""So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?""No, I have one every morning at 6:30."Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."

2007-09-13 20:46:18 · 12 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Jokes & Riddles

...from the itty bitty to the obscenely large...it's never mattered to me...

Why is that? (they all look good to me...)

2007-09-13 20:45:30 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am....

2007-09-13 20:44:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sometimes, I come to know chidren falling ill after consuming food in which a lizard has fallen. I hear people saying that such children fell ill for other reasons than the falling of the lizard as this animal does not have any poison. I am baffled.

2007-09-13 20:44:40 · 12 answers · asked by Vinayagam M 1 in Reptiles

2007-09-13 20:44:08 · 6 answers · asked by Khushnu 2 in United States

Ok, so im supposed to have my period around this time (well last week actually) but I never got it. The last time I got it was in the first week of august!! Is this normal? Why is this happening and do you think I should go to the doctor or wait for a month and see what happens? I heard that you can miss ur period if u are under stress.. is that true?

2007-09-13 20:43:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

Can we really be positive over this? There was the case of the girl and boy out in Australia that caused a lot of doubt in people's mind when the body of the boy was found and the girl had claimed that they were attacked or something like that by a lorry driver. The man was later found but the girl was a suspect for a very long time and later proved innocent .

2007-09-13 20:43:17 · 31 answers · asked by beyond paradise 4 in Current Events

2007-09-13 20:42:45 · 4 answers · asked by Joseph T 1 in Cricket

What to do when someone has fallen head over heels for you but you are just not physically attracted to that person. How important is physical attraction when it comes to having a love relationship?

2007-09-13 20:42:38 · 8 answers · asked by Human 1 in Psychology

2007-09-13 20:42:13 · 3 answers · asked by Pawan Kumar C 1 in First Aid

how does two U.S. coins add up to 30 cents if one of them is not a nickel

2007-09-13 20:42:05 · 9 answers · asked by feb29 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-13 20:41:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Personally, I would want a beautiful woman. I would want her due to my own admiration, and for the production of physically attractive children, with good genetics. However, people say that it is a man just wanting to show her off like a crown. Not me at all. It's just only what I'm attracted to. Do average men want beautiful women for this reason? Is this common? I do not make up the majority of men by any means.

2007-09-13 20:41:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

was creation of God, just like Adam. What about him was god-like, was he able to stop anyone from crucifying him( i don't believe he was crucified). From what i understand God is all-knowing , all-powerful. Please do not say that God did this for our sins, because God could just forgive us, rather than sacrifice himself.

2007-09-13 20:41:29 · 14 answers · asked by Richie Spice 2 in Religion & Spirituality

what to do , my stomach hurts sooo much !!!! aaah

2007-09-13 20:41:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Egypt

i read around 14months you see how told she/he will be-anyone know in the UK?

2007-09-13 20:41:06 · 14 answers · asked by HUNK 3 in Parenting

We have literally been bombarded by the media with all aspects of the Madeleines disapearance and now Kate and Gerry's suspected involvement.

What single thing has most swayed your opion of the whole McCann case ?

2007-09-13 20:41:02 · 35 answers · asked by 17pdr 4 in Current Events

I read somewhere that the Bible says a man should beat his wife if she does not listen to him. Is this true?

2007-09-13 20:40:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-13 20:40:30 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Therre has been muttering in the City for many months about an impending mortgage crisis.It looks as though it is upon us or very near. Why is it that having such a long period of notice the "Big Boys" did nothing about it? A small buiness making profits and having liquidity problems would be acccused of financial incompetence or worse

2007-09-13 20:40:08 · 4 answers · asked by Scouse 7 in Corporations

lim [ (1 / t ) - ( 1 / ( t^2 + t ) ) ]
t-->0

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lim (sqrt ( 28 - x ) - 5) / (sqrt (19 - x ) - 4)
x-->3

______

2007-09-13 20:40:01 · 3 answers · asked by Rrrr0001 1 in Mathematics