A man, doing market research for the Vaseline Company, knocked at the door
and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at
her feet.
"I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
"Yes. My husband and I use it all the time" she replied.
"If you don't mind my asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex," she said.
The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say
they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in
fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your
honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you
use it for sex?"
The woman said, "Sure, I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put
it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
2007-09-13 20:48:30 · 6 answers · asked by coolfluke 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too cute! Great idea too! Thanks!
2007-09-13 20:52:10 · answer #1 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats an old one but its always funny when it comes up. lol
2007-09-14 03:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute.
2007-09-14 03:59:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute one...
2007-09-14 04:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by ziya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one :)
2007-09-14 04:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, so dirty, but so true.
2007-09-14 03:53:12 · answer #6 · answered by Heather R♥se 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋