Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.""Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran,sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.""So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?""No, I have one every morning at 6:30."Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
2007-09-13 20:46:18 · 12 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolutely fabulous! I can't wait to tell my dad this one! He's not 60, yet!!!
2007-09-13 20:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm
2007-09-14 03:48:58 · answer #2 · answered by Dolphin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good one. Boy am I not looking forward to growing old.
2007-09-14 03:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny nice joke il giv u a star :)
2007-09-14 04:28:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaah, really nice.
2007-09-14 03:53:48 · answer #5 · answered by Ask me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats so badâ¥
2007-09-14 03:48:56 · answer #6 · answered by wasian ♥ ♥ ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jolly good one
2007-09-14 04:28:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-14 11:24:17 · answer #8 · answered by Adam S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great... lol.
2007-09-14 03:48:51 · answer #9 · answered by bballmyers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol*
2007-09-14 04:30:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋