Upside down
An old man and woman were married for many years,
Even though they loved each other.
When they had a confrontation, screaming and
Yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die,
I will dig my way up and out of the grave
And come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic,
Because of the many strange occurrences
That took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake.
After the burial,Her neighbors, concerned for her safety,
asked,"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to
Dig his way up and out of the grave and come back
To haunt you for the rest of your life?"
"Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......"
2007-09-11
18:29:53
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