Upside down
An old man and woman were married for many years,
Even though they loved each other.
When they had a confrontation, screaming and
Yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die,
I will dig my way up and out of the grave
And come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic,
Because of the many strange occurrences
That took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake.
After the burial,Her neighbors, concerned for her safety,
asked,"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to
Dig his way up and out of the grave and come back
To haunt you for the rest of your life?"
"Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......"
2007-09-11 18:29:53 · 17 answers · asked by Sparkles 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am glad I brought a smile and laughter into your lives tonight. ****Sparkles****
2007-09-11 19:23:54 · update #1
Hey Sparkles.
That joke was cool. I won't let my wife read it; she might get ideas - jk ;-)
It put a sparkle in my eye xD ok, so that was lame.
It's 3:30am, & I need to get some shut eye.
Thnx for the joke. Funnee!!
2007-09-11 20:49:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 10:24:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-09-11 18:38:16 · answer #3 · answered by alguy427 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's cute:p the more he digs, the farther away he'd get from her, huh? Smart thinking on the wife's part:p
2007-09-11 19:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Understood 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice one! Made me chuckle. :3
2007-09-11 19:00:01 · answer #5 · answered by Nina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....starred u dear. Nice one.txs alot.
2007-09-11 18:50:51 · answer #6 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-11 18:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny ☺
2007-09-11 18:32:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO... that is funny... star for you... I dont think I have laughed so hard ever...
2007-09-11 18:33:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was cute. lol
2007-09-11 19:18:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋