Mine lets you think as you wish, rather than as some dusty old book tells you to. Mine doesn't care whether you believe in anything or not, and will never try to send you to some eternal torture chamber for not agreeing. Mine calls it as it is, rather than as we'd like it to be. Come to think of it, mine doesn't exactly qualify as a cult! Does yours? You know the answer, but probably won't give it.
2007-09-11 18:26:15 · 16 answers · asked by Enigma®Ragnarökin' 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
tremonster: as you wish, so shall it be... as long as it harms noone including yourself, go for it!
2007-09-11 18:32:41 · update #1
Mark: you say "insane" as if it were a bad thing! Nothing wrong with a little well managed insanity.
2007-09-11 18:35:09 · update #2
arily666: consider the audience to whom this question is being asked. To phrase the query in a more articulate fashion would confound many of the lay persons beyond the capacity to answer.
2007-09-11 18:42:46 · update #3
Fluffy: Arrrggg matey, ye'll be gettin an aye and a big Ramen, sez I!
2007-09-11 19:06:14 · update #4
I must be a part of the same non-existent cult as you!
Our science is supreme to yours!
Atheist wars! duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh, duh da duh duh!
2007-09-11 18:31:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My cult is the cult of Clayton B
In my cult the rules are simple
1. If Clayton B wants a beer he wants it ASAP (Molson only! frak you Miller drinking arseholes)
2. No fat chicks
3.Since 1978 ford has been FUBAR
4.Chevy and Chrysler are acceptable because
"there's no car like a Mopar"
"Chevrolet builds the only car that cannot be destroyed by a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
the only exceptions to rule #4 are the chevy geo and the chrysler K-car or the aspen
5. If you don't like classic rock you will be paddled to death
6. If you are sober more than 50% of the time you are not welcome
7. Captain Jack Sparrow is the greatest philosopher that ever lived
8. Wigger hunting is a sport
9. The word of Bob and Doug MacKenzie is the word of god (How's it goin' eh?)
10. Clayton B. is the most important person in the world keep giving him money and booze and you will be blessed
2007-09-12 01:45:24 · answer #2 · answered by Clayton B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
*sigh* This kind of gets to the heart of my own personal dilemma. In many ways, I haven't been happy with my cult for a long time. In a lot of ways, my cult runs counter to my beliefs. How is that possible?
The cultic aspects of religion have to do, really, with the physical practices and rituals, the attempts to sanctify and separate, the attempts to enshrine religious experience. But my experience must be very different than that of others in my cult then, because I don't connect through their cultic practices. I've had to find my own mystical path. And I haven't found a community of faith that embraces that. In many ways, it's only the social connections that keep me associated with my particular cult (as opposed to my general religion or spiritual path, which I have great passion for), because the spiritual connections just aren't there.
Well, I'm honest anyways. Peace to you.
2007-09-12 03:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Orpheus Rising 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny you should mention that. I'm in the market for a new cult. I'm tired of only belonging to the eighteenth-best religion. Do you think I could convert?
2007-09-12 07:18:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your belief is what makes you happy then it is the one that is right for you!
I really don't care what you think of my religion.
Seeing that I am a soul practitioner my religion doesn't qualify as a cult either. I feel no need to compete or convert others to my way of thinking.
2007-09-12 01:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by DrMichael 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why not join mine? My cult believes that God takes the form of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and that heaven contains beer volcanoes and stripper factories! (Strippers of your non-preferred sex are of course invisible to you.) Pirates are His chosen people, and in order to be touched by his noodly appendage requires you dress in full pirate regalia!
Doubters, unbelieving nay-sayers and aye-thiests will claim I have no proof, that He is but a figment of my desire for comfort in the face of painful truths (like death), but my belief is strong, yay, verily, I have forsaken all other false gods for the One True God, TFSM.
Ramen.
2007-09-12 01:54:37 · answer #6 · answered by Fluffy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
such a non cult should be equated in more articulate terms than better even if it is .like more liberated more real more humane or even less misleading , more informed , less backward etc.
2007-09-12 01:34:51 · answer #7 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Does yours allow me to eat peanut butter and pickles while naked? If so I'm in!
No harm, might end up a little sticky though.... :)
2007-09-12 01:30:02 · answer #8 · answered by tremonster 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My Pomerianian is smater than you. Sounds like it's a cult you thunk up all by yourself. Mine - mine - mine. Good luck with that endeavour. You'll need it. [No such thing as luck, but whatever...]
2007-09-12 01:32:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Yep I believe.
"My cult is better than yours."
2007-09-12 04:33:22 · answer #10 · answered by RAKSHAS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-12 01:29:36 · answer #11 · answered by zoobrenok 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋