A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass bell and a big hammer
"What's with that big brass bell?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a bell. It's a talking clock", the drunk replied. "
A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup", replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch", the drunk replied. He picked up the hammer, gave the bell an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You a***ole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"
2007-09-11 18:30:40 · 12 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaa
papa you are great,....* for ya as usual
LOL
LOL
ROTFLOL
I love you mister,.....Long live you
2007-09-12 03:56:55 · answer #1 · answered by heartywalk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I like it better than my across the street neighbor's kid's truck radio.
2007-09-11 19:00:50 · answer #2 · answered by Warren D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that appeals to my sense of humor in a big way. Kudos!
2007-09-11 18:40:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HeehawwW! Hell of a way to wake up a neighbor, huh? LO!
2007-09-11 20:20:58 · answer #4 · answered by Aref H4 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha very nice took me a minute haha but nice!
2007-09-11 18:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by Meg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No other gift wud hv been more perfect.*star*
2007-09-11 18:52:45 · answer #6 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol
2007-09-11 19:16:16 · answer #7 · answered by lilbabybears 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So f*cking right!....
it's the best invention of all time...
2007-09-12 01:39:16 · answer #8 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-11 19:10:46 · answer #9 · answered by chickenapplefudgenuggetsandcream 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would bid for it so my neighbor doesn't get it.
2007-09-11 20:24:33 · answer #10 · answered by boyplakwatsa.com 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋