All categories - 10 September 2007

2007-09-10 07:20:30 · 14 answers · asked by Philbert1969 2 in Dogs

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

2007-09-10 07:20:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-10 07:20:01 · 21 answers · asked by Who is that red head??? 6 in Polls & Surveys

(small change) like in a jar or a piggy bank or something

2007-09-10 07:19:52 · 24 answers · asked by bruce 4 in Polls & Surveys

For girls we have it narrowed down to three

Avery Veronica
Ainsley Veronica
Addison Veronica

(Veronica is my grandma's name, so if it is a girl that will be her middle name)

for boy's the list is longer and we don't have a middle name picked out yet,(we have kinda been thinking of Ashton, but it isn't decided) but what first name do you prefer

Zander Ashton / Malachi Ashton
Jamison Ashton / Nathaniel Ashton
Andrew Ashton / Seth Ashton
Elijah Ashton / Aaron Ashton
Levi Ashton / Keagen Ashton

our last name is Marlo

Please pick one or two from each...thanks

2007-09-10 07:19:49 · 30 answers · asked by bluekitty8098 4 in Baby Names

2007-09-10 07:19:39 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-10 07:19:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who thought she was funny...every time she made a joke the whole room seemed quite. I thought that it was pointless having her on the show. She wasn't funny at all who agree??

2007-09-10 07:19:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A
SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10" BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP
EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25 YEAR OLD BLOND." "NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME,
A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M
SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP
YOUR SIDE OF THINGS." MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME
TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE
THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP
CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10" BLACK AND WHITE TV.

2007-09-10 07:19:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A friend of mine has been running his 350Z with no air filter since it was new. It has over 70,000 miles on it and still runs great.

2007-09-10 07:19:13 · 3 answers · asked by joeblow 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

what qualities or beliefs of the Puritans do you think enabled them to deal with the hardships they faced both on their voyage and in America??

2007-09-10 07:19:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

behaving is such a strange sounding word

2007-09-10 07:19:11 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

The two worst teams (2006 record) faced off yesterday and the Lions whooped up on the Raiders, does anyone think there is a worse team? I thought Oakland was supposed to have a good defense?

What record do you think they will finish with?

2007-09-10 07:19:05 · 15 answers · asked by Face on Fire 5 in Football (American)

2007-09-10 07:19:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

2007-09-10 07:18:49 · 2 answers · asked by THAT1UDONTPLAYWIT 3 in Polls & Surveys

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."

2007-09-10 07:18:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11, yet we bombed and destroyed their infastructure,dismanteled their entire government and put 60% of Iraquis out of work. We won the military objective in two weeks. Then we began the occupation and hired contractors to start reconstruction, but they failed miserably and the same conditions persist in Iraq for the past 4 years. Now how would you feel if your house was blown up, you were out of work and contractors were hiring people from other countries to rebuild your neighborhood? I think you would really be pissed!

2007-09-10 07:18:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

We don't want to ask the people who gave it to us. We don't wan tto hurt their feelings

2007-09-10 07:18:07 · 12 answers · asked by Angela R 1 in Etiquette

that I value my own freedom and that my two little children need me. They are more important to me than the beliefs of some stranger or even somebody I know. The prejudice and hate, along with the ignorance, was very obvious in the fact that you automatically took it negatively.

Had you thought about it and looked at the entire question, you would have seen that it was meant as a "my freedom is too important" way. Not at a "you're worthless" thing. I'd never say that, and those who know me know that it's not who I am. I mean you are not worth me going to jail and missing out on my children growing up. You are not worth me giving up my awesom husband or trading in my spacious house for a tiny jail cell.

Why was this so hard to understand?

2007-09-10 07:18:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

hey where would i go to get hair follicles removed and is there any way i can do it at home by myself or something

2007-09-10 07:18:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

A rope during an innocent game of tug of war?

2007-09-10 07:17:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's been a longtime family treat and I'm too lazy to go to the store right now for the kids

2007-09-10 07:17:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fast Food

anyone know of any good websites of companies that have good prices on parts for building a bike and a rolling chassis for a chopper softail frame with 40 rake & 8 stretch holding a 300 or 330 rear.

2007-09-10 07:17:25 · 8 answers · asked by rottties2 2 in Motorcycles

2007-09-10 07:17:04 · 3 answers · asked by janis c 1 in Law & Ethics

Mother has primary custody, but threw the 16 year old boy out of the house with no plan as to where he was going to go. The father ended up having to pick up the boy from a sketchy neighbor's house. They invited the boy to stay with them. Of course, we won't allow this and also want to know if there is anything that can be done to keep sketchy neighbors out of our business? The boy has been caught smoking different things and drinking at this neighbor's house.

2007-09-10 07:17:00 · 5 answers · asked by stevie_k_29 1 in Family

If Jesus were "God," why in the world would he have to call on spirits lower in power and rank and created beings for that matter, for help? For he says, "Do you think I cannot call on my Father, and He will at once put at my disposal more than twelve legions of angels?" (Matt 26:53)

2007-09-10 07:16:57 · 12 answers · asked by HaShem's servant 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Their song, 'Not Ready To Make Nice'...
Is that song about what happened in London, in 2003??
The whole thing with the president[Which I totally respect them for.]??

2007-09-10 07:16:43 · 10 answers · asked by Autumn W 1 in Country

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Thanks! I just want something nice to post up on my wall, and everything i thought of was not that nice.

2007-09-10 07:16:24 · 3 answers · asked by smiles 2 in Words & Wordplay

Stay at your "change planes" location and not continue to oyur final destination?

2007-09-10 07:16:17 · 14 answers · asked by John K 1 in Air Travel

ok so me and my bf have been going out for almost a year and i need some tips. He is a really lovely guy and i love him very much, he just tends to be a little shy when it come to girls and me and making moves. he is just really slow and not taing my hints at all. i need some new hints and fast. i wanta try out the hint tonight we are studing, and i thought i could use them... please help

2007-09-10 07:16:13 · 32 answers · asked by Fairy G 1 in Singles & Dating