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WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A
SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10" BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP
EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25 YEAR OLD BLOND." "NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME,
A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M
SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP
YOUR SIDE OF THINGS." MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME
TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE
THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP
CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10" BLACK AND WHITE TV.

2007-09-10 07:19:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

18 answers

That's a good one TD thanks for the chuckle!

2007-09-11 09:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Lmao

2007-09-10 07:26:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh yes thats funny!

2007-09-10 09:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by Dianne L 4 · 1 0

Smart lady...actually sounds like something I would come up with.hmmm.

2007-09-10 08:00:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yup! makes me laugh every time. Smart wife.

2007-09-10 07:27:25 · answer #5 · answered by fuzzykitty 6 · 1 0

Lmao!!! That's about the truth!!!lol

2007-09-10 12:13:12 · answer #6 · answered by stoutunicorn 6 · 1 0

thats sexist

but funny

2007-09-11 09:43:35 · answer #7 · answered by doggonehandsome 5 · 2 0

lol, i laughed so hard...i think i scared someone, lol.

gave ya a star as well.

2007-09-17 23:29:59 · answer #8 · answered by storeetjdjay 6 · 1 0

LOL!Thank you for that ! You made my day! HA!HA!

2007-09-10 07:30:08 · answer #9 · answered by lisababyg ♥ 5 · 1 0

yOu gOt a smart wife..!
thats all i can say...
hahahaha

2007-09-18 01:14:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Gotta love it!!! LOLOL

2007-09-10 07:25:46 · answer #11 · answered by Ginny 7 · 1 0

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