A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
2007-09-10 07:18:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is so true.
2007-09-10 07:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 08:24:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Excellent joke Black.!!!
10/10 for a good laugh.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-09-10 16:13:24 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
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2007-09-10 07:39:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you would be able to burn your tongue, yet it somewhat is purely non everlasting and uncomfortable. If tremendously spiced foodstuff upsets your abdomen, do no longer devour it lots. you're unlikely to kill your self with warm sauce.
2016-12-16 16:32:27 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats so funny and so true have a star keep them coming
2007-09-10 07:26:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
unexpected punchline . lmaooooooooo i loved it . it cracked me with laughter lol
cheers and thnx
2007-09-10 08:00:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol loved it have another wee star :)
2007-09-10 07:23:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-10 07:49:57 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O_O lmao!!!! thats hilarous!!!
2007-09-10 07:23:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋