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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

2007-09-10 07:20:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

Nice one lol

2007-09-10 07:36:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-09-10 15:19:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

LOL

Link - http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Anrlo8tpfOznf1KYOsssp9wgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20070907015257AArFF4D

2007-09-10 14:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that got a chuckle out of me

and my day has stunk so thanx lol

2007-09-10 15:21:20 · answer #4 · answered by Mace Face 3 · 0 0

the old ones are the best

2007-09-10 14:36:35 · answer #5 · answered by Tilly 6 · 0 0

Funny. How come he is still alive then?

2007-09-10 14:29:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The old one's are the gooduns...lol

2007-09-10 14:23:20 · answer #7 · answered by Andy F 5 · 1 0

I heard a smilar joke before and it is not funny.

2007-09-10 14:34:55 · answer #8 · answered by The News Comic 4 · 0 2

it sure is funny lol


cheers

2007-09-10 15:46:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

aww thats cute

2007-09-10 14:25:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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