Smila wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress Piscesburd, were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then, later, question each one on the other's behaviour.
When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behaviour of the passenger he knew to be his mistress.
"She slept with nearly every man on the ship," his wife reported.
Disheartened Smila then met with his cheating mistress Piscesburd, to ask her the same questions about his wife.
"She was a real lady," his mistress said.
"How so?" Smila asked.
"She came on board with her husband and never left his side.
2007-09-03
14:12:51
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