All categories - 2 September 2007

Nemesis goes to his doctors and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician, "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history."
So the doctor gives Nemesis a prescription and sends him on his merry way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street.
"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims Nemesis excitedly, "I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!"
"Well, I'm glad to hear that," says the pleased physician. "What does your wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks Nemesis, "I haven't been home yet."

2007-09-02 14:09:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I wannna calll my boyfriend to america. Although I've been in america, I didn't apply for the greencard. But I just want to know the way how can I bring my boyfriend to america. what visa do I need to use and how long it will take. So fri, help me out of this problem. thank you so much for the best imformation.

2007-09-02 14:09:31 · 15 answers · asked by Natasha 1 in Immigration

Wars are fought over religion. Even if the war is won does that mean peace has been won?

2007-09-02 14:09:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

wat are your picks and predictions for the main card fights of ufc 76 dont be scared to ramble on or go into detail because thats what im looking for

2007-09-02 14:09:21 · 6 answers · asked by no photo 1 in Martial Arts

I am 32 weeks pregnant and don't have a clue what to name him. I would like suggestions. I ike traditional names as well as unique, but I don't like names that are extrmely popular. I love Biblical names too.

2007-09-02 14:09:20 · 33 answers · asked by mimi 3 in Baby Names

2007-09-02 14:09:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

when this gay guy asked me out i just became incredibly angry and almost punched him, idk why i was so angry, i have a gay friend and i asked him and he didn't know why i was so angry either, why was i so angry?

2007-09-02 14:08:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I start on Tuesday, so kinda one day :-) YAY!!! Well, anyway, how should I do my hair!? I have blonde hair that is about 5 inches past the top of my shoulders.... It has some layers... and how should I style it !? And I dont use hairspray.... It cant be to crazy or fancy either :-) Thanks!!!

2007-09-02 14:08:58 · 10 answers · asked by Rachelll. 3 in Hair

Heyy... im a 14 year old male. Today i noticed a few small red bumps on the inside of my upper thigh near well you know... that private area... I did research on it and it came up as herpes. I read that you get it from sexual contact with another person but i havent had sex before. Or had a girlfriend so i have been in close contact with anyone... but i have jacked off like every other guy i know of thats a teen... but maybe i have done it too many times... please tell me its just a rash and it will go away... i need an answer =(

I read that its not curable and it can lead to AIDs witch can lead to death... please... do you think it really is herpes?

2007-09-02 14:08:47 · 9 answers · asked by soccerstud110 1 in STDs

how can i make a tshirt (not like a hollister one but like one that is kinda baggy) look cute?

2007-09-02 14:08:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

if you were to get hit by a car going 50 miles per hour, which car would it be and why

2007-09-02 14:08:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is it reliable?

2007-09-02 14:08:31 · 1 answers · asked by 56984 2 in Programming & Design

Born to a wealthy loving family, went on to make her own fortune while very young, beutiful, healthy, not hysterical, or self pitying, trustworthy, steadfast with great things to come. Who agrees that Paris Hilton is a million times more honourable then any inbred British so called 'royal'?

2007-09-02 14:08:30 · 24 answers · asked by lab90210 3 in Royalty

this thing provided social benefit years ago but it has become one of the biggest scams going for the past 20+ years; the promoters and administrators are just filling their pockets; they are worse than politicians

2007-09-02 14:08:29 · 8 answers · asked by illinipower 2 in Celebrities

I'm trying to find a picture to draw and it needs to be so I can put magazine pictures that I will cut out so I can make it look surreal. I need a picture before Tuesday. Cars, houses, inside of houses, etc. would be great! (I found a few, I just need to show them to my teacher and see if he approves)

2007-09-02 14:08:26 · 2 answers · asked by Sarah 1 in Drawing & Illustration

2007-09-02 14:08:24 · 9 answers · asked by brittsparky77 1 in Mathematics

How many presents should my husband and I get our one year old son for his first birthday? We've already gotten him 8-10 small things, and he's having a large birthday party with no doubt many more gifts expected. Are we doing enough?

2007-09-02 14:08:22 · 10 answers · asked by None A 1 in Parenting

2007-09-02 14:08:17 · 2 answers · asked by lloydsouthside20052004 1 in Law & Ethics

I want to play football in college but I am not big and strong so my coach said a divison 3 school is good for me. However, how can you get recruited by a divison 3 school. How hard is it?

2007-09-02 14:08:07 · 10 answers · asked by vdawgs11 1 in Football (American)

Why do they keep saying that this was the greatest upset? what does this mean.. i am talking about the Appalachian vs St.-Michigan game.

2007-09-02 14:08:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

i wanna make him say wow!! i was thinking a corsit? i dunno something sausy and sexy any ideas??

2007-09-02 14:07:59 · 8 answers · asked by wowowow 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

ok sooo i kinda have wavy hair and i want it straight without using a straighting iorn? what do i do?

2007-09-02 14:07:47 · 13 answers · asked by Cheerleadingkutie 1 in Hair

So I've decided to build my own wall fountain similar to these...
http://www.water-fountain.biz/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=TIWFC&Category_Code=all_wall_water_fountains&gclid=CNCa5KWFpo4CFSgQFQod1EPtZQ
...
and after a lot of research of how to do it I've got a decent idea for most everything I'll need to do. But I can't decide on the material for the back. I'm trying to cut down costs and I like a solid structure rather than using material like tiles which look ok but I feel a more solid or stone look looks a lot better.

Any type of material you can list that you think may work would be great. Help me think outside the box!!! I'm by no means an expert in the subject so any ideas would be great.

2007-09-02 14:07:45 · 7 answers · asked by icpooreman 6 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-09-02 14:07:27 · 6 answers · asked by 5 Ps 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-09-02 14:07:12 · 33 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Marriage & Divorce

Iran now has 3000 working centrifuges to enrich uranium for its nuclear program. The leader of this country is a wacko who claims the Holocaust never happened and he has already stated that he believes Israel should be wiped off the map. I imagine Israel isn't happy, but I'm surprised they aren't doing more to stop Iran. Pretty soon it's going to be too late once Iran starts launching it's nukes. There's no way a country that's as unstable as Iran should be allowed to have nuclear weapons. I know the guy said it's only for energy, but everyone knows that's BS. The rate they are building centrifuges is just crazy. Something like 200 new ones every day.

2007-09-02 14:07:10 · 7 answers · asked by Byakuya 7 in Current Events

Ok on the first day of school I am wearing A long sleeved shirt from ae it is pink with white stripes some straight (kindda tight jeans) from aero then some denimish blackish flats with a good bit of jewlery. How should I do my hair I have wavy blonde hair. Also should I wear this outfit?

2007-09-02 14:07:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2007-09-02 14:06:42 · 12 answers · asked by yahoo?? 1 in Other - Dining Out

Is it because when it comes to a choice between serving the interests of corporate America or serving the interests of those who elected him... he'll chose the corporations every time?

2007-09-02 14:06:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-09-02 14:06:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys