Nemesis goes to his doctors and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician, "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history."
So the doctor gives Nemesis a prescription and sends him on his merry way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street.
"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims Nemesis excitedly, "I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!"
"Well, I'm glad to hear that," says the pleased physician. "What does your wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks Nemesis, "I haven't been home yet."
2007-09-02 14:09:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
O' you "dirty stop out"nemises.Hummmmmmm. lol
2007-09-03 02:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-09-02 21:33:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha this is a funny question usually the question is how to get viagra out of thailand.. reason being you can buy here everywhere for very cheap... don't buy it at the myanmar border though that stuff is just caffeine.
2016-04-03 00:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I see! Nemesis is a male whore! He's been seeing some prostitutes!
2007-09-02 14:40:47 · answer #4 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahaaaaa, for once phil has hit lucky on a one lol.
2007-09-03 00:01:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I suppose that's what they mean by "keeping your end up" phil, pmsl, that was funny hehehe
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2007-09-03 02:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I'll make sure to keep my man from ever using that drug!!
2007-09-02 14:47:13 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Still not been home Yet!
Hee Hee!
2007-09-02 17:31:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a goooooooood one!!!!! That made my day!!!!!!! Now i am going to go watch Deja Vu!!!
2007-09-02 14:16:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
does it drag on the floor? hA!hA! lets see a new man for that?!
2007-09-03 01:39:09 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahaaaaaaaaa sounds like he'll have a stiff task of explaining that one to his missus ....... lmao
Nice one hun!!!
2007-09-03 10:31:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋