All categories - 30 August 2007

An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front lines, Sir!"
"Good man!" says the Major.

He goes to the next bed.
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front lines, Sir!"
"Good man!" says the Major.

He goes to the next bed.
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two - Sir!"

2007-08-30 19:28:17 · 15 answers · asked by skylarks_25 3 in Jokes & Riddles

they are giving us a lot of hard work or work for what?

2007-08-30 19:28:14 · 10 answers · asked by Evelyn F 1 in Teaching

2007-08-30 19:27:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My friend grew up in a broken family, she currently split up with her hubby and would not get back with him because she is currently involved with her half brother. Her hubby discovered all about it and still tried to win her back to no avail. No one knows her relationship with her brother except me and her ex hubby. I cant stand the situation, she wont listen to me. It also turns out her brother is a womanizing jerk who keeps on hutirng her. She has 2 kids ages 11 and 9. What can i do to help her out of this situation? I am tempted to let her mother know but hesitant...pls help!

2007-08-30 19:27:39 · 11 answers · asked by mitchiko6teen 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-08-30 19:27:29 · 13 answers · asked by bocrs 1 in Other - India

and if it has no answer..does that mean it's NOT a question?..

2007-08-30 19:27:17 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

Someone answered another question of mine saying that if you quote the bible you have no thoughts of your own... that you're just brainwashed. The person was proud that all the opinions he has are his own.

But in truth, very rarely do people have opinions and ideas that are entirely original and completely their own. You and I pick up opinions and values and assumptions from everything around us - TV, movies, friends, family, newspaper, etc. Everything we encounter changes us and shapes our opinions...

The question is what *source* is changing your brain? A program that someone created to excite you and sell you things? A friend who likes to drink and party and pass out? A politician who is hungry for power?

I chose to allow the bible to change and mold me and how I think. I accept the truth therein as a guide to being a better person. I still have independent thought, but I choose to submit my will to God. Do you understand?

2007-08-30 19:26:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

my younger brother moved in with his gf and they sleep across from my room i've heard serveral noises out of there room. never cared for it.

i got home a few hours ago, my brother and his lady were in the room. they didnt know i was home. and i over heard the same noises and this time it was louder and more verbal. i didnt realize what was happening until i heard her crying and the noises were continuing. I paniced and i didn want to hear or be noisy but i had to and i heard my own brother hitting his girl. and I freaked out. she was crying and saying stop and the whole time he was laughing.

i dropped 2 my knees & cryed , I was so afraid to go in the room. I wanted so bad to break down the door and kill him(not literally) but im still so hurt by it and i dont know what to do. all those other times i didnt think much of it and now it makes sense. i called my bf and he told me not to get involved bc its not my business.

i dont know how to handle this. im a wreak right now.

2007-08-30 19:25:17 · 3 answers · asked by ♥cup_cake♥ 2 in Family

It's for my project....

2007-08-30 19:25:13 · 4 answers · asked by choco_holic4444 2 in Homework Help

She is 2 months old and the shelter says she is lab...... but doesn't look like one to me....any ideas????? Also, if it is a lab mix..... is there any sort of problems I should be concerned with like agression etc?>???? She is the 7th dog down....
http://animalcare.lacounty.gov/LostFoundRe.asp?coShelters=Lancastr&Type=Dog&Submit=Submit&Sex=%25&offset=30

2007-08-30 19:24:37 · 14 answers · asked by erin_foss8191@sbcglobal.net 3 in Dogs

2007-08-30 19:24:19 · 2 answers · asked by lilriley_no 1 in Other - Diseases

I'm not scared of flying but my body really despises it i want to know somethings that will make me more comfortable. Im leaving for a 18 hour flight in about 4 days HELP!!! Oh and are energy gels considered liquids?

2007-08-30 19:24:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health & Safety

Check it out here: http://www.roachshredder.com/?gclid=CPHpx-aUnI4CFQMYFQod1F69YQ
Please if you try it or have tried it let me know what the results were for you. Thanks!

2007-08-30 19:23:43 · 2 answers · asked by hottexanmommy2004 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-08-30 19:23:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I lost my .ZIP passoword where I have all my important documents... which I really need them back.

Please let me know how to crack this without disturbing the inner files or you have any good free software for this to be cracked.

I need some one to tell me some good working softwares or the link. i have tried most of the softwares from the internet. but only i wasted time. Also, Please give good answers which solves this problem guys...

2007-08-30 19:22:53 · 2 answers · asked by samee 2 in Security

I have a Sony VA10 computer Intel(R), Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz, 3.00GHz 504 MB1of Ram. (12" screen) I also have an HP printer/scanner/fax machine for printing. I bought them two years ago new. What could I expect to get for them realistically?

2007-08-30 19:22:30 · 1 answers · asked by determined 1 in Printers

i got a violation notice bc..

*not that im bitter..*

2007-08-30 19:22:16 · 19 answers · asked by iliana 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-30 19:22:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a -4.00 written on my prescription and I always see reading glasses you can buy in the store that have +2.25, -3.00 and alot other ones with different + or - before them is there a difference between these and the ones bought at your opthamologist? Thanks in advance for answering!

2007-08-30 19:21:40 · 9 answers · asked by steracrudy 4 in Optical

2007-08-30 19:20:52 · 31 answers · asked by .......... 4 in Polls & Surveys

QB Tony Romo & Philip Rivers [spliting time]
WR Reggie Wayne
WR Anquan Boldin
WR Joey Galloway
RB Joseph Addai
RB Ronnie Brown
TE Tony Gonzalez
W/R Edgerrin James
W/R Donte' Stallworth
K Stephen Gostkowski
DEF Philadelphia


BENCH:........

WR Joe Horn
TE Dallas Clark
WR Eddie Kennison
RB Rock Cartwright
WR Joshua Cribbs
K Matt Stover
DEF Jacksonville

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Return Yards Count In THis One thats Why Cribbs & Cartwright Are There :D

2007-08-30 19:20:45 · 2 answers · asked by cyclonesteve1 2 in Fantasy Sports

i wanna buy camera lens what will be the best place for this in new delhi ?

2007-08-30 19:20:44 · 3 answers · asked by Keath J 2 in Delhi and NCR

ever since about 2 weeks ago I notice that whenever I bend down, there's this bump on the bottom of my knee. the bump is about the size of a large mosquitoe bite..doesn't itch, doesn't feel any pain at all.

but I only see the bump there when I'm bending down, when I stand back up its gone.

what is it?

2007-08-30 19:20:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cancer

He & I have both has heartbreaking divorces. We have both had other long term relationships that failed. We are into each other but that fear is between us. We go months without seeing each other. I am more apt than him to give it a try.
Any ideas? Encouragments? Love stories that have been successful?

2007-08-30 19:20:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

slept. I once slept on the sidewalk

2007-08-30 19:20:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am 3 months behind on my payments because I had a terrible financial crisis. I don't want to lose out home that we worked so hard to get for our kids. What are my options?
Please help!

2007-08-30 19:19:45 · 7 answers · asked by 7 Habits 3 in Personal Finance

i were different deodrant almost everyday because i depends what im in the mood 4 is that why

2007-08-30 19:19:39 · 9 answers · asked by mets rule 4 in Skin Conditions

We live in an age where many people are just confused and down right angry at the opposit sex. Is it really a case of being decieved by them or is a 20 million year old instict that makes us cheat , decieve and betray our partner. These issues have been occuring since time out of mind. Do we really understand our own nature? Or is this simply natures way of making sure that our species survive?

2007-08-30 19:19:35 · 5 answers · asked by Bern_CH 5 in Other - Family & Relationships

Looking for check that I can buy and use for my personal checking account with the navy seal logo or the words in the background.

2007-08-30 19:19:34 · 5 answers · asked by wcsd_121 1 in Military

Are they trying to look good for girls? Or maybe to look good to get their way when they need it? Or is it that they think they might see an especially attractive guy? Or something else?

2007-08-30 19:19:30 · 19 answers · asked by Jonathan H 3 in Singles & Dating