An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front lines, Sir!"
"Good man!" says the Major.
He goes to the next bed.
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front lines, Sir!"
"Good man!" says the Major.
He goes to the next bed.
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two - Sir!"
2007-08-30 19:28:17 · 15 answers · asked by skylarks_25 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for all who didn't get it.........this last guy got his gums scrubbed with the same brush as was being used on the other two who has their privates scrubbed with it. This guy was not talking of the front as in war, but the front as in the front of the line, before the other two!!!!!!
2007-08-30 22:55:13 · answer #1 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but disgusting. Scale of 10 - (07)
2007-08-31 04:47:19 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Killler joke...but you might want to consider changing the wire brush with tooth brush?
2007-08-31 02:31:50 · answer #3 · answered by michael2003c2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha awsome joke
4/5
2007-08-31 02:35:55 · answer #4 · answered by Jimmy Dean 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too much to read.Vote goes to 2
2007-08-31 02:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by kalabalu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The third one... haha.... he wants to beat the others by getting to the front lines first?? LOL. I don't really get it..
2007-08-31 02:32:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooo. now thats waht we call a smart cadet .
cheers mate
2007-08-31 02:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny
2007-08-31 02:40:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont understand..wat is wire brush?
2007-08-31 02:32:24 · answer #9 · answered by jpirathaj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-08-31 02:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋