All categories - 28 August 2007

if your boyfriend said this do you think he was truthful, cheating, lieing etc.

baby i miss you and love you too ive just been super busy and stuff sorry we havent gotten to talk much lately.haha [his name] sowrry lol my puppy dog face love you <3 mwah

2007-08-28 19:27:38 · 3 answers · asked by Blondie 3 in Singles & Dating

(beware this joke might take some time to understand >.>)
there is a wife and her husband who happends to be a pilot
they are both bored so the wife asks, " honey do you think you can fly a plane with 1 hand?''
the pilot replys, "baby you'll be amazed what a man can do with 1 hand.''

2007-08-28 19:27:20 · 5 answers · asked by Otaku in Training 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i had been to the doctor as i have problem during penetration i get stiff down there,my doctor had given be a small dildo type thing to try 1st and work out on controlling the muscles down there,, i did that well, now he gave me thicker one, i tried once its a bit difficult for me, it doesnt pain but the muscles contract and make it difficult to enter,, what i can do to prevent the muscles to contract? any tips,,,, how can make things more easier, i use lube to make it easy.. but i have to work on the muscles,,, so pls help.. i try to be cool and relaxed.. as much as i can..

2007-08-28 19:27:02 · 1 answers · asked by sunshine 2 in Women's Health

i recently had to put a cat down for cancer. It's still tearing me apart, despite being able to go through a day and smile, and having a wonderful kitten, who is a great cat on her own, i'm still torn up. This cat who i've had all my adult life, was hurting, stopped eating, and found his hiding place.
I chose to put him down, but the day it took place, he ate. He still cried in pain if you touched him, but he started eating agiain, and that's killing me. I couldn't stand to see him hurting, and i made the hardest decision i've ever made. But it's killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!! So this question is more than one.
How long does it take to come to terms with the decision to put a cat down?
And how do i know that i couldn't have had longer with him??? Without making him suffer?????

2007-08-28 19:26:58 · 12 answers · asked by raynestorm73 4 in Cats

IT'S A BIT LONG SO WAIT TILL I FINISH

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered...is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?






Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?
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The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly !!!!!!!!

2007-08-28 19:26:52 · 8 answers · asked by PC 7 in Philippines

I'm so nervous, I'm not sure what to do...I came home and it smelled funny, like fish or something and I called my wife but no one answered..she is usually home by now. And when I got to our room.......there was blood all over our sheets! And a calendar was on the floor like someone dropped it and days were marked off, like she had a stalker or something. Should I call the police I don't know what to do?!

2007-08-28 19:26:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

I want to know why people think that Christians and Catholics are the same when there are many differences. Some that I know of are how Christians confess their sins to God while Catholics confess to priests. Catholics worship Mary more than Jesus. Christians follow scriptures in the bible and Catholics follow traditions. The majority of Christian teens listen to Christian rock and hip hop as well as mainstream music while Catholics listen to mainstream only. Catholics have shirts with Mary on the back. Catholic school girls are known to be bad girls while Christian girls are good girls. Catholic teens think there's no point in going to church and hate it while Christians love God more than anything. Catholics say "God" and "Jesus" and all the substitute words for God in vain while Christians don't or try not to. Catholics curse more. Christians wait until marriage for sex (or at least try to) while Catholics don't care that it's a sin. Christians are more forgiving. Similar? IDTS!

2007-08-28 19:26:33 · 10 answers · asked by Little Miss Post 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I joined Bally Total Fitness. on Saturdy 8/18. I went to the gym 3 times did not like. On Friday I canceled 8/24 before midnight. I signed a 3 year contract. But on the contract it stated I can cancel this agreement at any time prior to midnight of the 5th business day after the date of this agreement, excluding Sundays and Holidays. I spoke with a rep at Bally he told me since I canceled on the 8/24 I was outside the remorse period. Could any one help me in regards to this. I believe I'm right but want to make sure before I call.

2007-08-28 19:26:31 · 1 answers · asked by SecondChance 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-08-28 19:26:27 · 10 answers · asked by LUCKY3 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-28 19:26:23 · 1 answers · asked by rcgeorge04 1 in Printers

Plz , tell me

2007-08-28 19:26:20 · 22 answers · asked by Joney B 1 in Marriage & Divorce

A painted or mosiac wine bottle from an authentic artist and how much would you be willing to pay?

2007-08-28 19:26:19 · 8 answers · asked by Candice C 2 in Polls & Surveys

I, being White, had this discussion with several co-workers, who were Black ( I REFUSE TO BE BULLIED INTO USING POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT HEAR EITHER!)
OK, a white guy kills a Black man, who he caught in bed with his wife. another White guy kills a White guy he caught with HIS wife.
They both get 10 years for murder, but a crime of passion, even so far.
Now a white guy kills an ice cream truck driver because he hates ice cream truck drivers, plans it and he gets 30 years for 1st degree
now a white guy kills a black guy because he hates blacks, he is one prejudiced S.O.B.
He gets 30 yrs +10 for it being a "hate crime"
a white guy who also hates blacks drives around town giving the finger to every black he sees, freedom of speech, they say.
Same hate I say, so why no 10 yrs in jail?
Because of WHAT HE DID!
Thereby rendering the motive moot but punishing the action only!
ALL CRIME IS A FORM OF HATE!
Arguments???

2007-08-28 19:25:51 · 5 answers · asked by athorgarak 4 in Law & Ethics

hi, i run nearly every day either 6 or 9 km (3.7 and 5.6 miles) and for the past three weeks my heart rate has averaged 156 beats per minute, or 78% of my capacity, or so the polar says. for the 6km track i do 11km/hour (6.8ml/hr; little more than 30minutes) and for the 9km track i do a little more than 10km/hr (6.5ml/hr; a bit more than 50 minutes).
i could go faster, but ive shins splints. yesterday i run 2 hours uphill at 9km/hour (5.6ml/hr) and 156beats or 78%.

is this good or bad cardio??

btw, im 34 and weight 172 lbs

2007-08-28 19:25:25 · 2 answers · asked by chokito 3 in Diet & Fitness

lim (x^2-4)/(x+2)
x->-2

2007-08-28 19:25:20 · 2 answers · asked by ppp 1 in Mathematics

religion

2007-08-28 19:25:08 · 2 answers · asked by Reymar L 1 in Religion & Spirituality

A month and half half into my new job, the asist. manager of my department comes to work on his day off drunk and sexually harasses a chick friend of mine (touching and etc) The situation seemed to be swept under the rug because the chick was too scared to come forward, obviously uncomfortable. I find out a couple days later the assistant manger prick is trying to get me fired for probably knowing about the stint with my friend, to make sure it didn't come to light. I then go to management about him trying to get me fired and the situation in general, Both GM's told me "you are doing a good job, you have nothing to worry about". For a week, ive been hearing the prick's been saying im getting fired. The GMs today then fired me for poor productivity without warning or anything. And i was doing a good job there.
They fired me obviously because i threatened their jobs if she decided to go to corporate. The girl quit because she hated the drama. And the guy still works there.

what to do?

2007-08-28 19:24:36 · 4 answers · asked by p 1 in Law & Ethics

It meows a lot, and has been showing up for the past couple of nights.

It has a collar, but i don't see any lost cat signs anywhere.

2007-08-28 19:24:31 · 30 answers · asked by Karl 1 in Cats

2007-08-28 19:24:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my sis's bf always when sis is not around tried to flirt with me
today morning when i woke up and saw my sister's bf in the bed with me it was his house i dont remember anything what happened then i left the house i picked up my cloths and left then one of my friends was outside she asked me if i was ok then i asked what do u mean she said that yesterday me and my friends went to a club and i got drunk i dont remember anything my best friend told me that i was really drunk i think i drank very much that night and when we were going home she said that my sis's bf told her that hell leave me home so she left me with him then she went home herself what do i do my sister's bf slept with me when i was drunk what do i do im afriad to face my sis she wont belive me if i told the turth she always think's he the telling turth HELPPPP

2007-08-28 19:23:50 · 12 answers · asked by THE_NICE_ONE 1 in Family

I really want to know why (just the athiest)have such a problome with the idea of God.I really would like to know what turned you off to God ,was it something that happened to you? or didnt happen to you ?I'm just curiouse.

2007-08-28 19:23:42 · 15 answers · asked by moma3 2 in Religion & Spirituality

if there was ever a house on a section of land in my home town, is there a website that has maps of how a town looked years ago?

2007-08-28 19:23:25 · 1 answers · asked by pumpkin2 1 in Geography

Is this a kind of denial? or coping mechanism?

2007-08-28 19:23:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My intention is the eightfold path. the problem is my family is fine with being vegetarian except for my brother and my grandpa. Besides tofu, where else can I find a high source of protein, and any type of vitamin or anything that i need to function the same as eating meat?

My family also sometimes goes out and eat. If I was to eat a buffet or a chinese or vietnamese restaraunt (what I normally go to) what things can I eat?

First of all, I dont believe eating anything that imitates meat like morning stars.


Im also used to chinese cooking but I currently prefer american.

to clarify my question, What vegetarian foods have the same health benefits as meat besides eggs, milk...?

2007-08-28 19:22:37 · 16 answers · asked by cs313 3 in Vegetarian & Vegan

2007-08-28 19:21:56 · 8 answers · asked by sandyshortsonthesand 2 in Psychology

i have moved recently to kolkata and dont have friends.but i talk to this girl from here whom i have never met.problem is we just do not connect to each other.i dont know what to talk to her about.I just dont get into the groove with her.i just want to be more casual with her before we meet.

2007-08-28 19:21:39 · 10 answers · asked by AJ 1 in Singles & Dating

Fact: A child born in the US is a US citizen unless their parents are foreign diplomats. The anchor baby can't sponser a parent until they are a adult.

Everything else you read in here about anchor babies is a total myth. Having a baby does Not automatically let the illegal parents stay or make it more easy to get legal and does Not bring any more govt welfare benefits that a US citizen can get.

And is it so hard to get it that most illegals love their children born in the US just like most US citizens love their children?

Just common sense!

Sigy, La Senorita de los Bridges

2007-08-28 19:21:33 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ ~Sigy the Arctic Kitty~♥ 7 in Immigration

2007-08-28 19:20:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have no insurence or anything (which sucks) not trying to be graphic or anything but my boyfriend and I had sex a and the next day or so after I have a underneath skin pimple like lump that is sevearly sore on my clitoral hood. This has happend before and popped underneath the skin (which REALLY freaks me out). It happends when I have sex often. But I just want to know if this happends to anyone else and if I should be worried about it in any way. It has only happend maybe 3 time or so. I tried to read up on it a bit and what I read is it might be a clitoral abcsess. Please someone help me out.

2007-08-28 19:20:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

Skinhead Charlie's onto me now...I don't know what I did but I think I'm leaving P&S for good now...

2007-08-28 19:20:19 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Master of Puppets♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys