I'm so nervous, I'm not sure what to do...I came home and it smelled funny, like fish or something and I called my wife but no one answered..she is usually home by now. And when I got to our room.......there was blood all over our sheets! And a calendar was on the floor like someone dropped it and days were marked off, like she had a stalker or something. Should I call the police I don't know what to do?!
2007-08-28 19:26:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
You're dreaming, or writing a good plot to a mystery novel involving a murder, right? Or is it just wishful thinking on your part to get rid of your b2itchy mate? By the calendar days marked off; it must have been several days worth as she was alread rotting,right? Unless it was very hot outside and the room window was closed. Thus expediting the decay of the corpse.
No, the air conditioner should be left on to prolong the decay process to allow you to establish an air-tight alibi. Otherwise, you are in hot water esp if you are having an affair with your secretary or assistant.
Now, the only hitch would be if she doesn't have a substantial amt of life insurance . Or if she had, you forgot to pay the premium.
Bear in mind though, if you had murdered her, you wouldn't be able to profit from her death. Make sure, you hired a good hit man and there is no evidence at all linking you to her murder. Crime doesn't pay, you know?
Oh well, here comes the paddy wagon. It was good while it lasted; huh?
Hope this help and jolt you to reality and wake up from this nightmare.
Thanks for the entertainment!
2007-08-28 19:56:10 · answer #1 · answered by rosieC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. All approximately Eve - Bette Davis. gained academy award. 2. Wait till at last dark - Audrey Hepburn. (cop replace into the in value one). no longer somewhat a cop). 3. the guy with the Golden Arm - Frank Sinatra. 4. flow away her to Heaven- Gene Tierney. 5. My call isn't anybody- Clint Eastwood. exciting questions.
2016-12-12 14:01:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I know whenever there is a huge emergency...oh say, like a building fire, mass homicide, nuclear devestation - the first place I ALWAYS go is Yahoo! Answers!
You can bet your sweet *** on that!
2007-08-28 19:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try calling the police. The worst that can happen is they call you a moron.
2007-08-28 19:34:45 · answer #4 · answered by #1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Does she have a life insurance policy? If so immediately call the police/insurance company and get your money.
If not i wouldn't worry too much about it.
2007-08-28 19:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is this a joke? Why are you online typing this up?
You should be CALLING THE POLICE.
2007-08-28 19:33:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, now, if ur making a joke dawg, its not funny. however if ur not, how can you still take time and type this **** while you should be contacting the police?!!!
2007-08-28 19:36:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did one of the mean voices in your head tell you to do something to her?
2007-08-28 19:36:53 · answer #8 · answered by Brian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn yourself in, psycho.
2007-08-28 19:34:11 · answer #9 · answered by The Shepherd 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Follow the money, follow the money
2015-05-14 17:25:54 · answer #10 · answered by midnite33592 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋