Why a strong thypoon is better...
A strong typhoon is better than cell phone service providers because wherever it may go, it always has a signal.
A strong typhoon is better than Maynilad Water Services Inc. because it brings uninterrupted supply of water.
A strong typhoon is better than the Metropolitan Manila Development Authority because it can dismantle billboards faster.
A strong typhoon is better than Joseph Estrada because it can travel anywhere even without a court order.
A strong typhoon is better than the Abu Sayyaf or the New People’s Army because even if it kills people, neither the United States nor the European Union includes it on its terror list.
A strong typhoon is better than most candidates’ well-budgeted election campaigns because it can always result in a landslide.
A strong typhoon is better than the First Gentleman because you can curse the heavy rains, the destructive winds or the devastating floods and you don’t get sued for libel.
A strong typhoon is better than the country’s political opposition because of its strength and power.
A strong typhoon is better than President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo because it doesn’t lose its cool.
A strong typhoon is better than luxury cars because it can enter the Philippine area of responsibility freely without having to worry about the massive extortion and bribery at the Bureau of Customs.
LOI REYES LANDICHO, 9/F Jacinta Bldg II, Edsa, Guadalupe, Makati City
2007-08-24
19:59:23
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