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Why a strong thypoon is better...

A strong typhoon is better than cell phone service providers because wherever it may go, it always has a signal.

A strong typhoon is better than Maynilad Water Services Inc. because it brings uninterrupted supply of water.

A strong typhoon is better than the Metropolitan Manila Development Authority because it can dismantle billboards faster.

A strong typhoon is better than Joseph Estrada because it can travel anywhere even without a court order.

A strong typhoon is better than the Abu Sayyaf or the New People’s Army because even if it kills people, neither the United States nor the European Union includes it on its terror list.

A strong typhoon is better than most candidates’ well-budgeted election campaigns because it can always result in a landslide.

A strong typhoon is better than the First Gentleman because you can curse the heavy rains, the destructive winds or the devastating floods and you don’t get sued for libel.

A strong typhoon is better than the country’s political opposition because of its strength and power.

A strong typhoon is better than President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo because it doesn’t lose its cool.

A strong typhoon is better than luxury cars because it can enter the Philippine area of responsibility freely without having to worry about the massive extortion and bribery at the Bureau of Customs.

LOI REYES LANDICHO, 9/F Jacinta Bldg II, Edsa, Guadalupe, Makati City

2007-08-24 19:59:23 · 16 answers · asked by Karlo C 5 in Travel Asia Pacific Philippines

No Aref H4. I am not Reyes Landicho. I got this from an article in the August 23, 2007 edition of Inquirer Philippines which also includes my father's article.
http://opinion.inquirer.net/inquireropinion/letterstotheeditor/view_article.php?article_id=84178
You could research for it yourself. If you don't want to, I'll do it for you then.

2007-08-24 21:25:36 · update #1

What does it mean you ask(Aref H4)? It means I don't want people thinking this kid's a genius for doing that when I didn't. I never ever plagiarize.

2007-08-24 21:27:30 · update #2

16 answers

I think most if not all are true.
You may not be the author but you had enough genius to realise that they were worthy of being posted here.

2007-08-25 01:00:14 · answer #1 · answered by PC 7 · 1 0

Love your question, Karlo! Dat's why am giving this a star!

Glory be the typhoons!

"Way out here, they got a name
For wind and rain and fire
The fire was jo, the rain was tess,
and they called the wind muriah!

Muriah! Muriah! They called the wind muriah!" - from Paint UrWagon, I think.
Lovely song. And I don't think the singer was talking about Maria Carey, just sounds like.

I say again, Glory be the Typhoons! Blow away all the inequities of the world!
EDIT: You posted Reyes Landicho at end of your question, with complete address. Pray, sir, what does it mean? Are you Reyes Landicho?

2007-08-24 20:22:57 · answer #2 · answered by Aref H4 7 · 1 0

True enough and well said, but it seems like some things are really the ugly truth to be realized until it is too late... LOL

2007-08-24 20:10:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny observation. Thank you for citing your source, Karlo.

2007-08-25 02:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by tranquil 6 · 0 0

very true! only we don't need a strong typhoon, do we? except karlo c

2007-08-24 20:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by junior 6 · 0 0

hope they'll name a typhoon after me.

2007-08-24 20:44:26 · answer #6 · answered by MAGpie 4 · 1 0

true or not, i think you're a strong typhoon...

2007-08-25 00:42:20 · answer #7 · answered by Rode|ette ۩ 6 · 1 0

So true, so true. You got a point.

2007-08-24 23:10:45 · answer #8 · answered by annabelle p 7 · 1 0

Wow! That's great!... lols!

2007-08-24 20:28:14 · answer #9 · answered by Roszi Love 4 · 1 0

the point is...who cares?

2007-08-24 23:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by Urban Hermit 4 · 0 0

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