All categories - 22 August 2007

An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 4 miles home and when he arrives at the door he stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom.

When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" He asks as he puts on an innocent look.

"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."

2007-08-22 00:35:07 · 20 answers · asked by Slimm D 3 in Jokes & Riddles

my name is nithya
earth is a planet , it is sprical in shape

2007-08-22 00:35:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

How could i make my book's ending? i need ideas for other books too. i really need help. my first book has i fight sene in a homedepot how could i make abook around that idea?

2007-08-22 00:35:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

Is there a reason why most energy drinks tend to taste like cough syrup? I mean, is there a reason why most companies go with the "cherry" flavor?

2007-08-22 00:34:01 · 3 answers · asked by Player 3 in Other - Food & Drink

Mine is in 3 days, & I'm lucky to have a friend who would treat me.

2007-08-22 00:34:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For 4 days, I had leg soreness on the inside of my right leg, right above my knee. It was just sore like I had strained or pulled a muscle. Yesterday that pain was gone, but it had moved down into my calf almost directly below the original spot of pain. I can see a large vein through my skin, and it seems like the pain is just moving down that vein. Has anyone heard of this before? What is it/what should I do?

2007-08-22 00:33:46 · 4 answers · asked by Stacie J 1 in Pain & Pain Management

In the last three weeks I have ordered two lots of books and one lot of CDs via the Internet. In each case I wanted one book, or one CD in particular but ordered a few more items that I thought might be of interest. The three lots of items have now arrived, minus the books and CD that I wanted the most - each one temporarily out of stock and to be posted later. The two books are by the same author and the CD features the voice of the same man - all Stephen Fry. The other books and CDs are from a variety of artists and authors. Coincidence, or is the universe sending me a message that Sephen Fry doesn't want anything to do with me?

2007-08-22 00:33:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

2007-08-22 00:33:42 · 7 answers · asked by Indian wizard 2 in Other - Politics & Government

he admits liability and all blame, i was parked up at the time

2007-08-22 00:33:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance & Registration

2007-08-22 00:32:52 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I realize this sounds like a hate question.

But, what do you think should be done to help homosexuals recieve equal right. The gay pride parades I have been to have only been a way for homosexuals to celebrate being gay there have also been religious people that decided it would be a great day to go explain to homosexuals their version of normal. I think that if homosexuals want to recieve equal rights that they need to have their version of when Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on the bus. What is your opinion of how homosexuals can begin to be accepted and not be discriminated against?

2007-08-22 00:32:44 · 16 answers · asked by mortifiedpengn 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I was just thinking about that. When you get breast reductions and you want to shape it and all do they use implants still?

2007-08-22 00:32:32 · 5 answers · asked by Missy 2 in Other - Skin & Body

2007-08-22 00:32:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in South Africa

im having a hard time coming up with a good one for it.

2007-08-22 00:32:07 · 1 answers · asked by Undecided 2 in Homework Help

Might it be Titanic's wireless operator Jack Phillips, White Star Line manager Bruce Ismay, Titanic's captain Edward Smith, lookouts Reginald Lee and Frederick Fleet, Titanic's carpenter Thomas Andrews, or SS Californian's wireless operator Cyril Evans?

2007-08-22 00:31:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

people always complain the video games, movies or animation too violent. but i find that toreador song is too violent. how can bizet romanticized bullfighting. it is cruel and brutal...

2007-08-22 00:31:04 · 4 answers · asked by petelennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny 1 in Other - Society & Culture

should any (or most) females really be getting married in a white wedding dress these days?? Is it a conspiracy to keep the wedding dress shops in business??

2007-08-22 00:30:58 · 22 answers · asked by scotslad60 4 in Weddings

I'm 19 and Iranian. My culture has a pretty strong grip on some of my relatives. They live in a Iranian community so they feel a sense of belonging and have confidence in who they are. I don't know what is good and bad anymore. I'm considered unintelligent by the majority of the people I meet. I don't have confidence, running ow on fuel, I'm just confused. Things use to be great for me. I acted intelligent, rational, and organized. Now it's he complete opposite. It seems that the more I grow up, the more out of focus my life is. My Iranian family can not understand why I interpret the world the way I do. They just think I'm stupid and I don't know any better. Maybe I am. Could be very true. I just don't know.

2007-08-22 00:30:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

is there a place in liverpool called springfield? and does it have a cemetary?

2007-08-22 00:30:50 · 2 answers · asked by malone 2 in Liverpool

It does not hurt nor does it interfere with my vision. What should I expect to happen?

2007-08-22 00:30:32 · 4 answers · asked by asa37115 1 in Optical

2007-08-22 00:30:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have this question for you and I would like answer from you that would not be what you thinking of now?

Question is: you know that every thing in this life would not go with out Oppositions.

Name one thing from nature would not have an Opposition?

What I am trying to get out of this? Well I tried to have understanding for life with the beast way to win over it.

One thing in my eyes that haven’t got Opposition is اللة سبحانة و تعالى I know you would not considered being your answer and that is why I did ask you this question

2007-08-22 00:30:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-22 00:29:43 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I suppose that only those who are first in any network gain "big" money, all the later adopters are the losers... also "big". Examples: Noni, Amway, Euronet, FLP ...?

2007-08-22 00:29:27 · 4 answers · asked by Robin frisky 2 in Small Business

This might sound really stupid, but is there any way to shorten my period, or make it lighter or something in time for this festival? It's two days away. I really don't want to be traipsing miles to toilets and worrying about my period when I'm at a 5 day long festival!!

Any help will be very much appreciated :p
thanks

2007-08-22 00:29:04 · 8 answers · asked by emilyomelette 2 in Women's Health

i am treating the timber deck of a sixty year old boat

2007-08-22 00:28:42 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boats & Boating

last night, I decided to format my PC, and Partition my harddrive to stop me losing files when I format it again, but when I partitioned the drive, I had both partitions at exactly the same space , IE: 50% each which was fine, but as soon as I put windows back on my system, (XP by the way), I noticed in My computer, i still only had one hardrive listed with the full amount of space IE: 80 Gig, but I wanted 40 on each, can you tell me if windows XP can have a partition on the drive

thank you in advance :)

PS i did, delete partition, and create logical drives and format all of them

2007-08-22 00:28:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

I had an accident at work over a month ago which resulted in putting my back out and being off work for a month. A length of time they were not happy with.

While off I never signed the accident book and the information was put in via HR. I went for a return to work interview after being told I could go back to work, at which time my contract (as I was on probation) was terminated. I still wasn't given the chance to sign the book.

I have tried to get in touch with my previous employer regarding signing it, but they haven't returned my calls. Do I have to sign it in order to make a claim even if it is a few years down the line. Or will what HR put in the book be enough.

I am quite confused on how it all works.

Thanks

2007-08-22 00:27:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I certainly wouldn't, but it amazes me when I see Americans do it during a royal visit...

2007-08-22 00:27:19 · 13 answers · asked by Bill 6 in Royalty