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An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 4 miles home and when he arrives at the door he stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom.

When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" He asks as he puts on an innocent look.

"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."

2007-08-22 00:35:07 · 20 answers · asked by Slimm D 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

wheel meet again.lol

2007-08-22 03:23:56 · answer #1 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 2 0

good 1 lmao 10/10 x

2007-08-22 07:41:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Great joke. Made me laugh loud.

2007-08-22 08:47:43 · answer #3 · answered by lisa_t197 3 · 1 0

tell me a new one buddy, thats as old as the hills

2007-08-22 07:58:32 · answer #4 · answered by Les T 3 · 0 0

Bril!

2007-08-22 07:49:01 · answer #5 · answered by brit_plod 4 · 1 0

lmfao dats da funniest thing iv heard all week! x

2007-08-22 08:05:03 · answer #6 · answered by PuNkY n PeRkY..x 2 · 1 0

Thats brilliant lol. What a joke lol!!!!!!!!!xx

2007-08-22 11:13:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Love it.

2007-08-22 08:04:31 · answer #8 · answered by focus 6 · 1 0

Like it!!

2007-08-22 07:53:13 · answer #9 · answered by anigma 6 · 1 0

Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one there Slimm.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!

2007-08-22 07:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2 0

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