All categories - 22 August 2007

when it's raining on Sunday....

2007-08-22 12:10:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

2007-08-22 12:10:47 · 9 answers · asked by Lilkryptonite 4 in Jokes & Riddles

at the zoo when no one is looking?

2007-08-22 12:10:33 · 12 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

Freedom or Phish?

2007-08-22 12:10:25 · 4 answers · asked by who da wha? 4 in Polls & Surveys

think of something clever.

2007-08-22 12:10:15 · 7 answers · asked by hope 2 in Words & Wordplay

2007-08-22 12:10:01 · 7 answers · asked by Third P 6 in Philosophy

when a nutritionist gives you a diet plan, how much weight can you expect to lose in what period of time

2007-08-22 12:09:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-08-22 12:09:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

to pick up the big mallet and play Whack-a-Troll?

2007-08-22 12:09:55 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im 16wks and i dont enjoy sex..people in the pass told me that when your prego sex is the best but i dont enjoy it ...i dont know how to explain to my husb....what can i do .

2007-08-22 12:09:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

i've started to get more religous.
they use that word a LOT.
idk what it means

2007-08-22 12:09:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Continuously repeating something that doesn't work and expecting a different outcome is the definition of INSANITY.
Liberals want to give Marxism ANOTHER CHANCE!
Marxism has failed EVERY TIME IT HAS BEEN TRIED!
Thinking it would work if only we were to do it here in the United States is INSANE!
Liberalism is a "MENTAL DISORDER"*
* Quote from Michael Savage.

2007-08-22 12:09:50 · 11 answers · asked by Philip H 7 in Politics

I like this guy SO much.

And he's in ALL of my classes.

And today at lunch he was staring at me the whole time.

And he stares at me out of the corner of his eye EVERYDAYY.

He's shy though. I know this sounds weird but he doesnt talk much haha But he was throwing spit balls at the wall and he was smiling at me haha And he said Haley Haley. And I was like what and he told me to look at the wall haha But hes always staring at me. Does he like me?

2007-08-22 12:09:39 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I had a dream today about having twin girls. has anyone ever seen the name Mickayla? That is the name and the spelling for one of them. I think the other name was Aaliyah. What ya all think?

2007-08-22 12:09:23 · 22 answers · asked by cupidangelgirl2002 2 in Baby Names

I will be going with my boyfriend, and my period is due whilst I am going to be away, I want to know if my doctor would give me something to 'delay' it and by the way I am a smoker, but I only want it for one month, contraception isnt an issue, but my monthly while I am away is

2007-08-22 12:09:17 · 12 answers · asked by angela m 3 in Women's Health

If you recall "Simpsons Treehouse of Horror VIII", in an story called "Fly vs. Fly", Bart fused Snowball II and Santa's Little Helper into Homer's Teleporters and fused to form a CatDog, with the other halves a monstrosity...sort of.

Which brings me to this question, is Catdog, which was on Nickelodeon a Simpsons ripoff before the series premiered, or did CatDog come first before "Fly vs. Fly"?

In short, which of the CatDog genre came first?

2007-08-22 12:09:16 · 6 answers · asked by Rein & Sayuri (nWo wolfpac) 4 in Comics & Animation

this lady at my office complimented my longer hair... she was like "good hair day! checkin you out!!"


lol I was pretty bashful, but it made mine.

what made yours?

2007-08-22 12:09:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does anyone know if having more then 2 Dwarf Gouramis is bad in a 55 gallon tank?

someone told me that 3 is almost to many because they are territorial even if they are the Dwarfs making them less aggressive and less territorial!

i hear that having 2 male Dwarf Gouramis is the perfect number the 3rd might get stuck between the 2 and get picked on .. i have two males alread and want two more.. i love there colors and i have two more that i want but i cant stress out my fish and make them all crazy and agressive////

does anyone know whats ok and whats not with having a 55 gallon tank with 4 Dwarf Gouramis?

thanks for the help, i wont do it if i know they wont turn into aggressive fish and pick on one another!

there are plenty of places to hide and it a 4tf wide tank

let me know thanks

2007-08-22 12:09:12 · 7 answers · asked by ziggy 1 in Fish

Harding Brothers is the company, a retail company on board ships...does anyone know what to expect?

really need help with the interview.....

2007-08-22 12:09:11 · 5 answers · asked by My Pitseleh 4 in Cruise Travel

For my baby girl (I don't actually know yet, but I have a feeling)
1. Mariah Azhanique Bailey (I would call her Mu, or Moo-moo)
2. Chanel Azhanique Bailey (I would call her Nelly)
3. Danica Azhanique Bailey (I would call her Dani)
4. Noelle Azhanique Bailey (I would call her Noey)

What do you think, like one? Or have other suggesstions?

2007-08-22 12:09:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

not to abort because of pressure from a anti-abortion group?

This is 100% curiosity.....I'm past child-bearing years.

2007-08-22 12:09:08 · 18 answers · asked by daljack -a girl 7 in Religion & Spirituality

im trying to find the best r&b and soul music....thanx

2007-08-22 12:09:08 · 2 answers · asked by sbryant82585 1 in Other - Music

Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table.

One of them spots a whisk and asks: "What's that?"

The other egg looks puzzled and replies: "Beats me"

2007-08-22 12:09:07 · 6 answers · asked by -x-Enya-x- 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Yesterday Bush compared the current war with WWII and the fight against the Nazis and Japan, and that not fighting it would be immoral. Is this fair? I personally think Bush would fancy himself in the future as the lone voice of morality, and saying "I told you so" if the war in Iraq does reach WWII proportions. Do you think this will happen, or is Bush trying to make us all feel guilty and support the war and, essentially, himself? It's hard for me to see how he does compare the war to WWII, maybe you can argue for it, too.

2007-08-22 12:09:05 · 16 answers · asked by Michele 2 in Military

I'm from New Orleans, & people call trouble-makers &/or gossippers MESSY.

2007-08-22 12:08:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-22 12:08:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

2007-08-22 12:08:41 · 15 answers · asked by oh really? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-22 12:08:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cruise Travel

Such as constipation, anythin or do with the excretory system or any other system

And if not are there any suggestions for the shakes/supplements that work the best and that I can buy at lets say Walmart

2007-08-22 12:08:13 · 2 answers · asked by Sagdiyev Borat 1 in Diet & Fitness

Kendra is speeding along the highway and is stopped by a police officer. the office gives her a ticket and then she continues on her way. Graph the time on the horizontal axis and the speed on the vertical axis?

2007-08-22 12:08:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics