All categories - 15 August 2007

theres this really cute guy in my school and i want him to notice me but i don't know how! HELP!

2007-08-15 01:44:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

a friend of mine is an assistant manager at walgreens. he has never been in any kind of trouble but he made a mistake and is about to be charged with carrying a conceiled weapon. is it possible that he will lose his job over this?

2007-08-15 01:43:59 · 3 answers · asked by Diamond Princess 313rd 2 in Law & Ethics

than on alzheimers research.
This means that by 2040 there should be an elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections but with no recollection of what to do with them

2007-08-15 01:43:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for departmental areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.

Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future.

Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately.

This program will be known as SLAP (Sever Late-Aged Personnel). Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company.

SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place. This review phase of the program is called SCREW.

SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers). All employees who have been SLAPPED and SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management.

This appeal is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination).

2007-08-15 01:43:34 · 17 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Iam trying really hard to lose weight & follow a healthy lifestyle. I was thinking of going vegetarian & I even bought a mini cookbook to get me started & if i could follow through. Is there a big possibility that I could lose weight if I eat the proper vegetarian diet?

2007-08-15 01:43:19 · 22 answers · asked by keeks01 2 in Vegetarian & Vegan

I'm sure i saw it advertised on one channel but i cant remember

2007-08-15 01:43:05 · 14 answers · asked by Jiggy_O 2 in English Football

if your wife wants to go to her parents house but her parents don't like you and you know they will make the time you spend there hell and it will only end up in arguing and people crying because that is the way it always does then what will you do.

I don't want to stop my wife seeing her parents or having her parents in her life, but I don't think that an atmosphere like that is any good for either of us and certainly no good for my little boy. But every time I mention that to my wife she takes it as a personal afront, which it is not and I know she will end up crying by the end of the day.

I have tried every way I know short of been an *** hole of explaining it to her. But she still wants to go again this Sunday "as a family" how can I explain to her that these visits are causing problems between us that she wont admit

2007-08-15 01:42:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

my husband, his father, and his grandfather (im sure it goes further back but just havent got that far yet) all have german names. instead of naming my son after one of them i would rather give him a strong, unique name....i have been looking on naming websites but just wanted to throw this out there and see if i get any names i havent heard. so if you know any german names for a boy lets hear em!

2007-08-15 01:42:10 · 17 answers · asked by kiaras_mommy 1 in Baby Names

2007-08-15 01:42:02 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have the newest version of java and am having problems. every time i try to load a java application i get the error message - "several java virtual machines running in the same process caused an error"

please help this is very annoying now

2007-08-15 01:41:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

One of mine is:

"Get all the excuses out of the way do what you can and the rest will fall into place"

2007-08-15 01:41:10 · 23 answers · asked by Aussie Boy 2 in Polls & Surveys

you give some lines for example?

2007-08-15 01:40:26 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

Where can I buy GeForce Graphic Video cards? Or any other graphic video cards?
thanx

2007-08-15 01:40:18 · 10 answers · asked by Marls 1 in Add-ons

Have anyone ever sued a landlord for negligence or someone for any other reason? Did You win? How long did it take you to win your case?

2007-08-15 01:40:07 · 1 answers · asked by John 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-15 01:40:02 · 2 answers · asked by nickson faction 7 in Other - Education

2007-08-15 01:40:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tell me your opinions of men who is into coloring their hair, weekly manicures etc..

2007-08-15 01:39:29 · 41 answers · asked by Ipek K 7 in Turkey

He was crusified and came back from the dead twice! Doing this cleansed the sins of everyone who was born before Jesus was born!

2007-08-15 01:39:27 · 6 answers · asked by Why? 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Help me in doing my school's assignment. Thanks!!

2007-08-15 01:38:48 · 3 answers · asked by syazwan_02 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-08-15 01:38:46 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-15 01:38:44 · 24 answers · asked by hootie 5 in Mythology & Folklore

explain why.

2007-08-15 01:38:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

Could this feasibly happen, if they were so loved by the people? Thanks

2007-08-15 01:37:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Can someone please help me? Im looking for some songs that i like that i dont know the names of. But every time i go to a skating party, they play them. One is kind of hip hop/rap, with a low note, a high note, a low note, a higher note, a low note, a high note, if that helps. Otherwise just post all the songs that are popular at skating partys, include the singer too.

Thanks!

2007-08-15 01:37:56 · 2 answers · asked by hfbldprince101 2 in Other - Music

I know that NOT ALL blacks are like this, but i notice the issue of respect is brought up more in the black culture,specifically in their music. They are always rapping about trying to get respect, giving respect, being disrespected etc.I'd like to know their definition of respect. I am referring to ghetto blacks that dont value education. This includes ones that throw food wrappings on the streets(breeding more rats and bugs in their neighborhoods which are already a mess), The ones that get into fights over menial things.They wear clothes that dont fit well. They have babies with different mothers and fathers and dont get married. They dont take care of their kids, yet they demand respect from others.
I know there are white trash, hispanics and asians who are just as bad but AGAIN, it's ghetto blacks that are always bringing up the topic of respect.
For ghetto blacks, I'd like to know If you dont respect yourselves , your kids, your environment, y should anyone else respect you?

2007-08-15 01:37:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his Son, "Boy, go git yo Momma.... "

2007-08-15 01:37:27 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

What's your favorite and then I'll tell you mine.

2007-08-15 01:37:16 · 33 answers · asked by Gracie 4 in Polls & Surveys

How much does it cost to have my 350 rebuilt? How much extra would it cost to have it bored out .030 over?

2007-08-15 01:37:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chevrolet

I have just had a spell check prisioners and it came up with the word parishioners (prisioner's of a village) perhaps and I wondered if there was a link.

2007-08-15 01:37:11 · 6 answers · asked by Grinning Football plinny younger 7 in Languages