All categories - 14 August 2007

o.k here is the thing....i'm going to vegas for the weekend.. i don't gamble...so i will be only paying for cover at clubs...alcohol, and food ( mcdonald's, subway) is 450 enough? that is not inlcuding hotel...that's already been paid....transportation is been taken care of so that leaves me with fun money...soooo is 450 enough for 4 nights?

2007-08-14 05:29:28 · 8 answers · asked by red_klinik 2 in Las Vegas

STORY OF ELIJAH

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar. And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times "Now, said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?"
A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand, "I know! I know!" she said, "To make the gravy!"

LOT'S WIFE

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, "My Mummy looked back once, while she was driving," he announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"

GOOD SAMARITAN

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead. She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the drama. Then, she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?" A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up."

DID NOAH FISH?

A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?" "No," replied David. "How could he, with just two worms?"

HIGHER POWER

A Sunday school teacher said to her children, " We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"
One child blurted out, "Aces!"

MOSES &THE RED SEA

Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt When he got to the Red Sea , he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved." "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"


THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD

A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible; Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the verse. Little Rick was excited about the task -- but, he just couldn't remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first line.
On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Rickey was very nervous.

When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly, "The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to know! Amen


Church Smiles

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Commandments," answered the lady.

While driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust.

Sunday after church, a Mom ask ed her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt." Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about. He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."

Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

2007-08-14 05:29:07 · 4 answers · asked by ed 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I am interested in becoming a web designer. I dont have the money for school right now, so I want to teach myself as much as i possibly can untill i can get to school.

My questions to you.

1. If you are a web designer, what school did u go to, or how did you learn what you know.
2. what books/programs/languages would you recomend learning.

Im already pretty good with photoshop and dreamweaver. I want to learn flash but it seems so difficult to self teach. any good books or tutorials out there?

Im really just looking for some good advice and some help in where i should get started. what are some things i can do now, untill i get to school so i can be as prepared as possible.

2007-08-14 05:29:01 · 3 answers · asked by Mindless 3 in Programming & Design

2007-08-14 05:29:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

how does it effect my credit?

2007-08-14 05:28:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

2007-08-14 05:28:26 · 39 answers · asked by MVP 2 in Etiquette

2007-08-14 05:28:25 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and i mean famous..not some actor u no

2007-08-14 05:28:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Lets divide 2 liters of space into two interwoven regions of two equal volumes, and fill the regions with one liter of oil (ρ = 0.9g/ml) and one liter of water.

Force of buoyancy acting on water is equal to the weight of displaced oil, that is 0.9kg.
Force of buoyancy acting on oil is equal to the weight of displaced water, that is 1.0kg.
But according to 3rd law of Newton the two forces must be equal.

2007-08-14 05:28:17 · 6 answers · asked by Alexander 6 in Physics

I havent been verified yet, but it says they will make to deposits in my bank account between 1c and 99c to confirm that this is my account.

Couldnt someone just make paypal accounts all day, and keep getting them verified and maybe make some real money?

2007-08-14 05:28:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

2007-08-14 05:28:16 · 7 answers · asked by Twin D 1 in Chevrolet

I know one quarter doesn't count, but I was very impressed with Joey Harrington's performance against the Jets. He is moblie and was very good passing against the Jets' #1 defense. He is a much better passer than the Falcons have had since Chris Chandler.

2007-08-14 05:28:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

Circumlocution
code word
synonyms
euphemism

2007-08-14 05:28:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

I was a 36 DD or DDD before getting pregnant. Now things are escalating! I am in search of a maternity bra with good support. Anyone have a suggestion of where I should start shopping?

2007-08-14 05:28:04 · 9 answers · asked by mommy2b 3 in Pregnancy

2007-08-14 05:27:30 · 2 answers · asked by juneight 1 in Mythology & Folklore

I have a golden mystery apple snail that left behing a big white blob with black dots in it?

2007-08-14 05:27:19 · 4 answers · asked by b-rizlle 2 in Fish

2007-08-14 05:27:17 · 1 answers · asked by peter h 2 in Earth Sciences & Geology

Those teams who could lose vs. Sun Belt and I-AA teams.

2007-08-14 05:27:11 · 21 answers · asked by M. Diego 7 in Football (American)

do know when i woke up this moring i could;nt hear nuttin in my left ear???

2007-08-14 05:27:11 · 8 answers · asked by anthony s 1 in First Aid

Graph the solution set of each of the following inequalities.

x > 4
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2007-08-14 05:26:58 · 4 answers · asked by too_b2000 1 in Mathematics

why cant you show him some respect? I am not being sarcastic or anything here, but try and look at it in a different way, he is our father, should he not ask for respect and that we obey his rules?

2007-08-14 05:26:54 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Insect. Afew months ago I was visiting in south eastern San Diego county. I was in a backyard (near creek)when a LARGE bug flew toward me, at first I thought it was a bird, as it got closer I saw it was oblong, shiny blue black on top, shiny bright orange(almost rust color) on underside and the longest shiny black legs I have ever seen on a bug. It frightened me, it lit on the ground , but didn't stay put long enough for me to get close. I have looked in many insect books to try and find it and have had no luck. Have any of you seen anything similar?

2007-08-14 05:26:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I have Been trying diferent types of breads and oatmeals but nothing seem to work i even take a vitiamin everyday.

2007-08-14 05:26:49 · 1 answers · asked by 87 Man 2 in Diet & Fitness

A man married a woman, and every night the woman would peel off her skin and fly away into the night. When she returned, she put her skin back on.

One night, the man found his wife's skin and put salt in it, so when she put it back on she screamed and burned.

2007-08-14 05:26:47 · 5 answers · asked by Matthew W 2 in Mythology & Folklore

I usually give my daughter crystal lite, different flavors, for her juice instead of the other juices that has a lot of sugar in them. All I drink is Crystal Lite and she really likes it as well.

Someone just mentioned to me that i should ask a doctor about my daughter dirnking crystal lite cuz of the sweetener or something? idk...but its got me a little worried now cuz my daughter drinks crystal lite daily.

Is this silly to worry about?

2007-08-14 05:26:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

i am thinking of up dating my aging motorbike by buying an other which is a cat B loss, i was thinking of using my bike to replace the missing parts on the other and register it, i just need to know if its legal. Many thanks!

2007-08-14 05:26:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance & Registration

2007-08-14 05:26:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

if Tarragon is good on corn on the cobe what is Saffron good on?

2007-08-14 05:26:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

2007-08-14 05:26:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys