An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at his local feed and seed.
One of them says, "You know, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick."
"How did you get it fixed ?" asked the farmer.
"Well I just dipped my finger in the cow's beaver and rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right after her."
He goes home to the farm and decides to try it. He grabs a cow, dips his fingers in the cow's beaver and rubs it all around the bull's nose.
The bull gets a rip roaring ***** and jumps on the cow immediately.
That night, he gets into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the bull out of his mind.
As she lays sleeping, he dips his fingers into his wife's beaver and feeling that it's nice and wet, he rubs it all around his nose and gets a rip roaring hard on.
2007-08-14
10:07:49
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