All categories - 14 August 2007

You might be a Redneck Jedi if

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

* Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

* You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

* You ever fantas

2007-08-14 10:10:57 · 2 answers · asked by sph 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Chest reduction here, no contest.

2007-08-14 10:10:57 · 4 answers · asked by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-14 10:10:40 · 13 answers · asked by karen 1 in Football (American)

I used to know one, but it was taken off the website it was on. And also, I still need the Alchemy ritual with the ember,it's supposed to let you manipulate your inner fire and fire around you or something, and no not the alchemical fire circle dance, either!

2007-08-14 10:10:35 · 11 answers · asked by James M 1 in Religion & Spirituality

About a month before she died, my Aunt transferred her house into my name using a quit claim deed. We did not talk about her homeowners insurance. After she died, I could not find any information on who her agent was or who the company was. When the premium bill came, I promptly paid it. About a month later, the company sent a letter asking if anyone was living in the house. The house is vacant. I gave them details on me and a copy of the death certificate and the deed and explained the situation. I never heard from them again. The question is, typically, does coverage cease when the insured passes away? Or does it automatically transfer when the house changes ownership? The house is free and clear by the way.

2007-08-14 10:10:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance

im pertty shy and dont do well in front of live audiences where i cant be myself
would i ever make it as a movie actress

2007-08-14 10:10:12 · 4 answers · asked by Sarah 3 in Theater & Acting

My son wants to buy my home which is already paid for. We both agreed on a price and he is going to get a loan approval. What do I need to do next? Is this a good idea to do without the help of a realtor since it is family? He is a little irresponsible, but if he can get the loan and buy it then that's fine. I just don't want to be part of any problems in the future. Any suggestions?

2007-08-14 10:10:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

2007-08-14 10:10:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

it against the law for an old woman over age 40 or even 50 to be with a man in their 20's? Shouldn't this be a crime? Just a thought.

2007-08-14 10:10:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2007-08-14 10:09:58 · 4 answers · asked by Gnasher 4 in Polls & Surveys

Also, is bankruptcy state-specific?

2007-08-14 10:09:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

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2007-08-14 10:09:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

Here's what I am NOT looking for:
-rude comments
-offensive comments
-obnoxious comments

If you're going to be rude, please keep your opinions to yourself. Thanks.

2007-08-14 10:09:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

im 16 and im not sexually active. i wipe properly front to back but every year i get them twice. why?

2007-08-14 10:09:45 · 3 answers · asked by ltcmchick 2 in STDs

ok, i have a 55gal reef tank, and it has been setup for about a month, and has 60lbs of fully cured liverock...my ammonia, nitrites are at 0 and my nitrates are at 5 or less...i was just wonding if you all think its fully cycled and ready for a fully cleanup crew

for that past 3 weeks i have had 5 snails and 5 crabs in the tank, everything is good but one hermit crab died somehow....he was unactive since the day i got him anyways....but no excuse....also i have 2 blue damels in the tank for over a week now and they seem very active and eat a lot.....advice? thanks.

2007-08-14 10:09:33 · 5 answers · asked by Healthy Guy 3 in Fish

Does anyone know the exact steps you have to take?

2007-08-14 10:09:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

2007-08-14 10:09:12 · 53 answers · asked by welcome to my world 3 in Polls & Surveys

i love my girlfriend but somethings she does in bed are well they range from unpleasant to down right painful.
Whats the best way to tell her without hurting her too much or better yet at all

2007-08-14 10:09:11 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

my mom says that i get sick often because she didnt breast feed me wen i was a baby, is that true?

2007-08-14 10:09:05 · 28 answers · asked by beautifulgreeneyes3_510 2 in Women's Health

2007-08-14 10:09:05 · 2 answers · asked by kfount400 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

I have had chronic migraine headaches for three years. I constantly have a headache that lessens and gets worse. I have tried dozens of medications, changed my diet, had MRI's, oxygen therapy... name it and i've done it.
I am just looking for any other ideas that anyone has. I am really desperate, so anything will help, trust me.
Thank you so much!

2007-08-14 10:08:58 · 16 answers · asked by ❁Niki 5 in Alternative Medicine

I have very curly (Latina) hair. I have hair down to the middle of my back but need something new. Please send links or pics!

2007-08-14 10:08:57 · 1 answers · asked by Namom 3 in Hair

I really like this look, how do I do the eye make up and the lips.

Also, what should I use to get the color? (EX. Covergirl eyeshadow compact in brick)

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2007-08-14 10:08:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

I'm not sure what to say about that?

2007-08-14 10:08:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-08-14 10:08:41 · 45 answers · asked by Ghoulina 3 in Religion & Spirituality

and if so what wil happen will i go to juvy??

2007-08-14 10:08:39 · 23 answers · asked by Lindz. 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

So a while ago my doc told me I have Psoriasis,and at first i was sad,but ive learned to deal with it.Its getting better and slowly leaving. I read that Psoriasis can make ur Lymphnodes infected[which ive already seen my doc b4 about] it was from black hair dye[which i now kno im allergic to] SO.........after all that when my Psoriosis does breakout on my skalp 4 of my lymps swell then go away in a few weeks. I have now read up about Hodgkins,n it says that the most common sign is the swellin nodes,however they say they r painless n sometimes mine r painful. I recently had bloodwork done and all was clear.If i had Hodgekins the cells would have shown up right? Im worried.I know i shouldnt be and im probably just worrying myself over nothing. Can someone just tell me their thoughts please? Thank You

2007-08-14 10:08:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cancer

http://www.thestar.com/News/article/246027

NASA had to admit that 1980 wasn't the hottest year after all when someone else check the numbers.

I know you liberals dismiss the whole article because you see the R word in it but time to start asking how sure are they about this man-made global warming?

Please remember the 06 hurrican season was going to be the end of us than that didn't happen now it was suppose to be the 07 hurrican season and that hasn't happen.

The other day they said they didn't factor in enough for water so they said the real heat up will begin in 09 maybe.

Time to end the poltics and get the real people who study climate to get together and come up with a clear understanding of what is going on.
Also anyone making money off of it one way other the other should be dismiss too that does include Al Gore.

2007-08-14 10:08:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming

I wonder how many people can fix their computers themselves, or do you call a repair person to fix it? If you do, how much does that person charge you? When do you finally call someone to help?

2007-08-14 10:08:10 · 24 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-14 10:08:08 · 6 answers · asked by nobs 3 in Golf