My girlfriend said to me the other night 'You better hold your nose I'm about to fart '.....as soon as she said that my heart was having palpitations (but i think that was due to the lack of oxygen
2007-08-14 10:06:01 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
'I'll sleep in the wet patch'
Then you know it's true love. :-)
2007-08-14 10:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by Queenie 5 · 9⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-15 08:20:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can truly say sweetest thing that has been said to me is "put that beautiful a## in the air babe".
Believe me when I tell you that most can not help it sometimes during sex. We really can't control our body function....
I really have gotten laugh out this one. I've where you were with my ex-boyfriend. SO I feel ya.....
2007-08-14 12:25:46 · answer #3 · answered by Bird Lady 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My partner always tells me he loves me when we are in bed each and every night, but the other night as he was rolling over he elbowed me in the head and said 'oh i bet that hurt' not a sorry or are you alright? i wouldn't of minded so much if he'd said it without laughing!!
2007-08-21 22:58:34 · answer #4 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"I'm calling in sick, lets stay n bed all day ordering in. I wouldn't be able to accomplish a thing at work anyways. Knowing you are here and I am not, yet I could be...Mary
2007-08-22 06:56:06 · answer #5 · answered by mary57whalen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Love You
2007-08-22 06:45:51 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. It's true love when the lady of your dreams can openly warn you when she is about to dutch oven. lol.
dutch oven = when you fart under the blanket and smell is lingering underneath.
You get a star, that was some funny stuff!
2007-08-14 10:11:55 · answer #7 · answered by basmusiq 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
When I was younger I had an amazing boyfriend. I was getting noticably fatter, and her told me that there was "more of me to love". It was soooo sweet!
2007-08-22 10:08:52 · answer #8 · answered by kristen_who 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worse than saying anything - looking at the telly whilst making love.
2007-08-14 10:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by undercover elephant 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What a lovely girlfriend at least she warned you and did not hold your head under the covers...
2007-08-14 10:14:57 · answer #10 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
o my god an id ive sent her packin sorry no one does that in my bed i send my man in the bath room lol, the most sweetest thing he asked me in bed is.. two weeks ago he asked me to marry him an i said yes well after 7years of waitin its about time lol
2007-08-22 00:01:18 · answer #11 · answered by linzyb001 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋