An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at his local feed and seed.
One of them says, "You know, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick."
"How did you get it fixed ?" asked the farmer.
"Well I just dipped my finger in the cow's beaver and rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right after her."
He goes home to the farm and decides to try it. He grabs a cow, dips his fingers in the cow's beaver and rubs it all around the bull's nose.
The bull gets a rip roaring ***** and jumps on the cow immediately.
That night, he gets into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the bull out of his mind.
As she lays sleeping, he dips his fingers into his wife's beaver and feeling that it's nice and wet, he rubs it all around his nose and gets a rip roaring hard on.
2007-08-14 10:07:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He quickly shakes his wife awake and cries out, "Darling. Look at this !"
She rolls over, turns on the light and says, "You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me that you have a NOSEBLEED?"
2007-08-14 10:08:19 · update #1
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
Poor bloke it's that time of the month lol.!!!
2007-08-14 18:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to plenty television splendid opposite. except you're relationship them and that they love you different than that identity say the "farmer's daughter' stable u . s . woman is unlikely as hell to place out except she has a guy.
2016-10-15 08:20:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeuch, there's a lot tae be said fur tampons!!!!
2007-08-14 13:02:55 · answer #3 · answered by Angela M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny, lmfao, will have to tell husband, keep them coming,"the jokes i mean" lol
2007-08-14 10:18:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ew
2007-08-14 10:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
quality
one for work tomorrow
2007-08-14 10:12:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
uuuugggghhhhh. but funny
2007-08-14 10:13:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-08-14 20:47:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ew ew ew ew ew ewie kablewie!!!!!! but funny
2007-08-14 10:38:47 · answer #9 · answered by lax4life<3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eww, funny but gross
2007-08-14 10:42:48 · answer #10 · answered by KWITCHABITCHN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋